Twilight has turned into a Religion

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I finally found the words i'm looking for. This is the fact, the Twilight series has become a religion which is far worse than antichrist.

Submitted: May 30, 2009

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Submitted: May 30, 2009

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ANTI-TWILIGHT REALM

WARNING: ANTI-TWILIGHT article and i don't care no more if a twilight-lover or anti-twilight will read this, yet I will suggest that this article is meant for antitwilights:

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be warned: NO EUPHEMISMS are placed on this article. if you have seen my other articles with euphemized text, this one doesn't.

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Warning: PLS READ:

FOR THE ARTICLE, I will categorize the twilight lovers before hitting them:

1.CATEGORY A = these are the OBSESSED twilight lovers that i'm actually referring about.

2. CATEGORY B = these twilight lovers are the mature ones and I respect them highly for their open minds as well as their thoughts of accepting this article.Nevertheless they will state their side but i respect them since they deserve it.If you belong to this category, i highly accept you even if you read this. e.g. Edwardcullen08, cherub666, and lady_elizabeth are few examples i can point since they are twilighters but being mature, i can only deem respect to them. i'd like to exempt them (as well as anyone who falls into this category) against the whole mass of twilight lovers that i'm speaking the category-A. if you belong to this category-B, I would be grateful.

TWILIGHT, where OBSESSED teens with this dog's-manor doesn't need to go to school if they said the book is simply perfect.

First, Twilight is never a good book, nor it is a great story. It is plotless, worthless, a waste of time, and beyond unrealistic---it already scarred much damage on literature.

Second, Twilight should never even be called a vampiric novel. That Edward Cullen can keep shining his ass on a strip house instead.

Third, Twilight sucks.

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Twilight series is now a Religion

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Now, Religion...

DEFINITION:

(taken from wikipedia)

i know all CATEGORY-A obsessed teens whose IQ is only labeled below 80 to match up the twilight book's levelmay not understand what is written here, but for the remaining people who are not IQ-drained on twilight should read and understand:

A religion is an organized approach to human spirituality which usually encompasses a set of narratives, symbols, beliefs and practices, often with a supernatural or transcendent quality, that give meaning to the practitioner's experiences of life through reference to a higher power or truth. It may be expressed through prayer, ritual, meditation, music and art, among other things. It may focus on specific supernatural, metaphysical, and moral claims about reality (the cosmos and human nature) which may yield a set of religious laws, ethics, and a particular lifestyle. Religion also encompasses ancestral or cultural traditions, writings, history, and mythology, as well as personal faith and religious experience.

The term "religion" refers to both the personal practices related to communal faith and to group rituals and communication stemming from shared conviction. "Religion" is sometimes used interchangeably with "faith" or "belief system," but it is more socially defined than personal convictions, and it entails specific behaviors, respectively.

It is a notion of the transcendent or numinous, often, but not always, in the form of theism (belief of a diety)


It is also a cultural or behavioural aspect of ritual, liturgy and organized worship, often involving a priesthood, and societal norms of morality (ethos) and virtue (arete)

Finally, it is a set of myths or sacred truths held in reverence or believed by adherents.

I kept on thinking the very accurate term on describing what the twilight trend is really turning into...

yes, I finally thought about the right word: it turned already into a

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RELIGION

for anyone who still has a rationale mind, please stand to yourselves that you hate this book or novel. This is already a sick, sucking fab going around.

Voice out your thoughts that you hated this book--never place Euphemisms on your words or speeches. Tell the twilight lovers that this is your opinion--yes, you didn't owe anything to them, they didn't feed you either--thus there's no reason for us to subside or submit our opinions to them. We will say that WE HATE TWILIGHT.

Twilight destroyed the Vampiric Lore, as much as what literature should be. People who have gone to school and have actually listened to their teachers, not just going there for the sake of it, knows commonly that Twilight is just any movie or books around.

Twilight can be compared to any movies, as much as be read out of boredom just like any books.

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REFLECT ON THIS: TWILIGHT IS JUST A BOOK--JUST A BOOK. nothing special.

CATEGORY-A People who loved twilight are the real ones who should get a life. Do these people still know what a fantasy is from a reality?

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CATEGORY-A People who loved twilight, actually are just horny in mind consciously and subconsciously. (If you don't understand this entry, then that's the effect of already brainwashed as well as IQ-washed on the sick novel you really admire about)

CATEGORY-A People who loved twilight are the people who must have bought their diplomas and report cards at school. Please, these books are not fantasy novels anymore, with the obsession, even the worst geek is nothing compared to these people.

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Edward Cullenis the worst vampire ever, he's actually gay. Dracula, Nosferatu, Lestat and Louise will have every right to burn him--that will be the right time for him to sparkle.

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EDWARD CULLEN is a faggot. i already have the evidence--and here it is:

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This whole novel/movie paved way that infatuation is a good thing, that love is eternal, that everything about falling in love is a fairy-tale come true (which is, if you have any idea what married life is, you won't dreamt earnestly on marrying--be REALISTIC) and that acting weird, stalking, and creepy is just normal.

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Bella Swanmust have been desperate to loose her virginity to an old man. She's one Mary-Sue character who doesn't even thought what, not who, but WHAT is she loving. Edward already is a dead, old man. face it:

EDWARD CULLEN IS A DEAD, OLD MAN WHO DIED WITH HIS VIRGINITY still INTACT.

WOW--he outwit the record of The 40-Year Old Virgin.

The Breaking Dawn novel is a porn novel------and this is a fact.

Alucard (a deadly vampire from the anime, Hellsing) says:

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HINT: If you don't know whoALUCARD is, try reading his name backwards, and you'll understand that HE has every right to kill Edward Cullen.

the movie wasted 121 minutes of your life, and its book will waste countless nights worth.

That's why:

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FOR ANTITWILIGHTS please support:

pls read my antitwilight fanfic novel:

TWILIGHT BREAKING ECLIPSE, this is one anti-twilight novel so farthat reflects the sparkles of Edward Cullen and Bella Swan

the article "Twilight is lame, stupid and you know it. It's the truth, the reality" is also a very helpful reading material.

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Amen for this had happened!!!

For any twilighters/twilight lovers who MAY end up reading this article...

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I'M NOT GOING TO CHANGE MY MIND AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

I--HATE--TWILIGHT!

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PS: UNREGISTERED USERS, I won't deal with your stupidity since you actually logged-out to comment here foolishly--you are only cowards hiding.C-O-W-A-R-D-S. if you attempt on ranting with your accounts logged out, then i won't waste my time dealing with you, depending on a case-to-case basis.

by:

The Glittering Vampire Slayer, Ariessynth Wiltzbern


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