Twilight is lame, stupid, and YOU know it. It's the truth, the reality.

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Twilight made most teenagers cannot anymore distinguish what is fantasy from reality.

Submitted: May 29, 2009

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Submitted: May 29, 2009

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WARNING: THIS article is meant to be seen only for ANTI-TWILIGHT allies i'm searching for.

anyone who loves Twilight, please respect this article, otherwise I would like to inform i have no time dealing with you.



rather,




OPEN-MINDED and mature TWILIGHT LOVERS ARE ALSO WELCOME HERE.

NARROW-MINDED ONES, PLEASE GO CLICK ANOTHER LINK.


FACE IT, this is the truth. Twilight is only a romance novel---nothing more. It didn't even have any rights on mythology as well as the vampiric lore.



Twilight is only fiction.



Edward Cullen is only a fictional character whose existence can be deleted if all of the twilight books as well as the other related novels will be burned and erased from the face of the earth.


Bella Swan is a teenager that NEVER should be imitated or be made as an inspiration among teens.


I would like anyone who hates twilight, or actually hates it but doesn't say so due to the fear of being hated, TO STAND FIRM on your beliefs. TWILIGHT is just a fiction and a very lame fiction at that.




POST A COMMENT IF:



you agreed.

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you hate twilight.



twilight gets a very corny unrealistic love sensation



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YOU AGREED it's not anymore a love story, just a demented fantasy---no way love can work out like that.



POST A COMMENT IFTHE FILM WASTED 121 MINUTES WORTH OF YOUR LIFE


POST A COMMENT IF YOU WASTED COUNTLESS NIGHTS AND OTHER SIGNIFICANT TIMES WHEN YOU READ THE NOVEL



POST A COMMENT IF YOU FEEL LIKE BEING ROBBED BIG TIME WHEN YOU BOUGHT THE BOOK, WATCHED THE FILM, AS WELL AS YOU BOUGHT ANY OTHER INSIGNIFICANT MERCHANDISES RELATING TO IT.

POST A COMMENT IF YOU BOUGHT ALL THE FOUR BOOKS OF IT AND ENDED UP REALIZING YOU JUST COMMITTED AN ATROCITY BEYOND THE ORIGINAL SIN.

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POST A COMMENT IF THE TWILIGHT MADNESS LED YOU NOT WANTING TO READ ROMANCE NOVELS OR STORIES THAT HAS ROMANCE.



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POST A COMMENT IF YOU BELIEVE VAMPIRES ARE THE TRUE ELEGANT MORBID GRUESOME MYTHICAL MONSTERS THAT DO NOT GLITTER.


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POST A COMMENT IF YOU CAN STILL DISTINGUISH FANTASY FROM REALITY.

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POST A COMMENT IF YOU STILL BELIEVE IN REALITY.




POST A COMMENT IF YOU KNOW WHAT A REAL LITERATURE IS, AND HAS READ THEM.





POST A COMMEnT IF YOU BELIEVE THE REAL OR TRUE VAMPIRES ARE THESE GUYS, to cite some well known figures:

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Count Dracula

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Nosferatu

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Lloyd Davey's portrayal as Dani Filth (vocalist of the british metal band, Cradle of Filth)

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Alucard (yeah, he is an anime from the HELLSING series, but he's very manly and a verydeadly vampire rather than the shining ass, Edward Cullen)

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Lestat de Lioncourt



alright, almost finished...



FINALLY: if you agree and wish forthis to happen, BE SURE TO POST A COMMENT!XD

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RAWR!

Alucard rules!

killing Edward Cullen! (his face, for the first time is veryamazing as drawn in the comic above!)

all hail ALUCARD! (from the anime, HELLSING as cited above)

Again, I would like to invite anyone who hates twilight as well as the entire plotless series of it to STAND FIRM on their ground. Please don't jeopardize just because everyone likes it and you hated it, and they will also hate you?

that's a complete rubbish sick bull.



A separate article will be posted indicating what the other truth of what the twilight series has become.



Thanks for viewing, PLEASE also support my ANTI-TWILIGHT novel,



Twilight of Breaking Eclipse


this novel is guaranateed to be enjoyed by fellow antitwilights.


thank you.







by:

Ariessynth Wiltzbern, The Glittering Vampire Slayer




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