Splatter Surprise

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

THis poem may be disturbing for some readers. Parental permission is advised! Strongly!!!!!

Why is it that you,

can not go poo?

I can ‘cause I’m free,

I also go pee.


If you feel you have a clog,

you may have a large log.

If you put forth some force,

it’ll be on its course.


Push and it will dislodge,

you may also want to dodge.

Be sure it does not hit you,

that giant hunk of poo!


After it is removed,

you’ll have nothing to prove.

If the cleanup is large,

take it away on a barge.


Now that it’s done,

you can go and have fun.

But just make sure,

this will never again occur.

Submitted: May 28, 2009

© Copyright 2021 Habakus Frankus. All rights reserved.

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wow, this is interesting
sic, truely
but interesting
check out my views of what sic is
check out a poem of mine called Crimson Love

Thu, May 28th, 2009 12:20am


I must ask.. where you in the bathroom or having difficulties going to the bathroom when you wrote this??

Thu, May 28th, 2009 4:18pm


no i was not, i think i have a perfectly healthy bowel. Anyway, i wrote it as a school project and my teacher got so mad at me that i had to write another poem and talk to the principal. it must have reminded them of some dark past experiences!! haha

Thu, February 4th, 2010 5:31pm


I love that, It's so bad it's good. check me out and tell what you think of my work.

Wed, February 3rd, 2010 11:23pm


thanx for reading it. I submitted this poem as a school project and my teacher got so mad that i had to talk to the principal. Honestly!!! anyway, i'm over it. I'll be sure to check out yur work!!!

Thu, February 4th, 2010 5:27pm

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