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star wars IX : the awakened force

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Science Fiction  |  House: Booksie Classic
Anakin Ares: Juaquin Phoenix






Jaina: Claire Danes


dinza: sarah polley


Anakin skywalker: hanno raudsepp


luke skywalker: mark Hamill


han solo: Harrison ford


leia: carrie fisher








Anakin: my womb is pregnant with sin






Jaina: womb devours me whole and impregnates me with its crime






Anakin: darkness is coming like an ocean of sin






Jaina: an ocean of sin.. an ocean of sin devouring me whole sin whole nude me whole nude






anakin: renoir... i think renoir..






jaina: my nude body is the vegetation of renoir..






anakin: the force creeps.. the force is a creeping thing.,



jaina: i am earthworm jim.. heeheeheee..






anakin: a heap of crime we are born .. a heap of crime we are both..






jaina: crime is sin crime is sin heee hheehee my nude pubis is sin crime






anakin: prometheus was the first sinner.. nude eve was the first criminal..






jaina: criminality is a christian aspiration..






anakin: jesus was brand, a man branded with criminality his stigmata..






jaina: my wrist hurts






anakin: so does mine.. it's supposed to.. their the lightsaber signal..






jaina: the lighsaber sig.. beep beep beppo..






anakin: the force runs on duracell..






jaina: i thought they were mitichlorians..






anakin: mitochondria.. the breathing pulses of time.. .. force is breath.. stanislavksi.. or is it ribozomes.. or lysosomes... not sure..






jaina: a lot of force to go around.. the milleneum falcon runs on duracell too..






anakin: it looks it... .STRENGER than an engels bunny..






Jaina: HOY!












Dinza: my hands are wriggly worms .. a mass of genetic code are my octopus arms.. a mangle my speech with them.. my arms mangle my speech.. i am doctor octopus- no, - weep weep – doctor doom am i.. i am vulva .. vulva doom..






anakin: i sometimes take a coat-hanger to my arm.. it bleeds like a gash of crime..






dinza: oh god – weeping – oh god - , women will weep for my arm – ... my arm is a tendril of crime.. doctor octopus's arms..






anakin: the arms of crime set fire to people of law..






dinza: heeheehee.. the force is anti-law isn't it..






anakin: the force is the underground rivers of crime..






dinza: dats me goin' up da river.. oll' girrl rivver...






anakin: Ares is a man of the river.. a man of the crossroads of the force..






dinza: a crossroads of blood on my arm.. a stigmata..






anakin: the cross was a crossroads.. Christ walked the cross.. He was riders on the storm..






Dinza: i'm a ryder






Anakin: women will weep..






Luke evaporates in role-reversal like a phantom sphere






Luke: i'm back from the dreaming.. she's staying leia is staying their.. the dreaming is her super-max.. han is staying to console her, but he's always.. somewhere else..






anakin: he's where he belongs.. he always is..






luke: he annoys is?






Anakin: no – wait – what?






Luke: sorry, sorry, i know what you meant.. my ears are deaf with the sound of cell-phones.. the lightsabers of the twentieth century..






dinza: are we still in the twentieth.. i am alway sought by fox-hunters in the twentieth..






anakin: we are looking forward to the twentieth century...






dinza: noooooo... i'm going to DIE before i'm twenty... i've arranged it...






luke: so have i.. you have a slot in the dreaming..






Han comes back temporarily smiling like the chesire cat...






Han: WHAT?!! You never consulted me...






Luke: I don't have to.. i have the force.. you don't . It's all in the differance of a lightsaver lightsaber..






dinza: tweet tweet






han: my blaster does a force sonar clap tho..






dinza: that's just no fair.. i men i was talking to – what?






Han: it's okay i forgive you for being cutely stupid, dinza.. for being cutely stavrogin i forgive you, dinza...






luke: ah, what is wrong with our gene ration.. no gene ratio.. nnoo.. generation.. what is wrong with our generation..






dinza: i was once a baby-boomer too






leia: - evaporates in force role-reversal: i am not a baby!!...






luke: yes you are, nerf-erder. You don't have the force either. It's because you married anne hathaway and i wasn't invited..






leia: i meant to invite you but i thot you'd be disappointed i wasn't han..






han: i'm disappointed by that too..






dinza: gales of laughter rock my nude breasts.... - wait – sniff – where's anakin..






luke: he's above all this..















Anakin: the force is swimming in nude nymphs.. nude nymphs of svengali.. of salvadore ali.. ali.. ali.. aliyaauu..

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