A Thanksgiving misunderstanding

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Jokes  |  House: Booksie Classic
"Oh dear God! James! What are you doing to the turkey?"

Submitted: November 16, 2012

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Submitted: November 16, 2012

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"Oh dear God! James! What are you doing to the turkey?"

"Just what you said, Pa. You said to go out behind the barn, and …"

"PLUCK the turkey, James! I said PLUCK the turkey!"

-Harlowe Pilgrim

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