Classified Blonde

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Jokes  |  House: Booksie Classic
A pretty blonde girl circled a help-wanted ad in a newspaper she was reading. “I’m going to apply for this job,” she said to her friend.

Submitted: April 06, 2013

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 Classified Blonde

A pretty blonde girl circled a help-wanted ad in a newspaper she was reading. “I’m going to apply for this job,” she said to her friend. “I’m going to work in an aviary.”

“An aviary?” her friend said. “What do you know about birds?”

“Well ” She grinned. “I’ve definitely sucked a cockatoo.”

-Harlowe Pilgrim

Copyright 2013 Cock and Bull Publishing, LLC


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