Fill 'er up!

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Be careful what you ask for ... she just might get it.

Submitted: September 21, 2013

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Submitted: September 21, 2013



“Hey!” The man came running out of the convenience store. “Take your hands off my wife!”


“Huh?” the gas attendant said. “This is your wife?”


“YES she’s my wife! And … honey? Are you fuck?”


“Sorry, man. I thought she was your daughter. Not bad.




“Mmmm ...” The attendant took a deep breath, and sighed. “Okay, there you go.”


“There I go? What do you mean …”


“You said to fill ‘er up. Well, she’s all filled up now.”


“Why you … YOU …”


“There you go.” The attendant slapped her on the ass. “Hey … while you’re here, mister … do you guys need any gas?”



-Harlowe Pilgrim


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