Fill 'er up!

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Be careful what you ask for ... she just might get it.

Submitted: September 21, 2013

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“Hey!” The man came running out of the convenience store. “Take your hands off my wife!”

 

“Huh?” the gas attendant said. “This is your wife?”

 

“YES she’s my wife! And … honey? Are you fuck?”

 

“Sorry, man. I thought she was your daughter. Not bad.

 

“HEY! I TOLD YOU ...”

 

“Mmmm ...” The attendant took a deep breath, and sighed. “Okay, there you go.”

 

“There I go? What do you mean …”

 

“You said to fill ‘er up. Well, she’s all filled up now.”

 

“Why you … YOU …”

 

“There you go.” The attendant slapped her on the ass. “Hey … while you’re here, mister … do you guys need any gas?”

 

 

-Harlowe Pilgrim

 

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