Half Pregnant

Miscellaneous by: Harlowe Pilgrim

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A teenage girl approached her mother. “Mom, I think I’m half pregnant.”

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Submitted: November 10, 2013

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A teenage girl approached her mother. “Mom, I think I’m half pregnant.” 

“What?” her mother said. “Pregnant?! I can’t believe this! We’ve talked about …” 

“No—not pregnant, mom. Half pregnant.” 

“Half pregnant?! What in the world are you talking about? There’s no such thing as half pregnant!” 

“I think that’s what I am, mom.” 

“Oh yeah? What makes you think that?” 

“Well … he only put it halfway in. So …” 

“Honey, I hate to tell you, but … any half a prick can make a baby. Just ask you father.”

 

-Harlowe Pilgrim

 

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