Mom sure loves cooking

Mom sure loves cooking

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Johnny's mother was preparing a big Thanksgiving feast, and all the guests arrived at the same time.
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Johnny's mother was preparing a big Thanksgiving feast, and all the guests arrived at the same time.

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Submitted: November 09, 2012

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Mom sure loves cooking

Johnny's mother was preparing a big Thanksgiving feast, and all the guests arrived at the same time.

He greeted them at the door. "Happy Thanksgiving," he said.

"Happy Thanksgiving," they replied.

"Where's your mom?" one of them asked.

"In the kitchen sucking off the turkey."

"She's what?"

"You know, with the baster thing. It sucks off the juice, and squirts it all over?"

-Harlowe Pilgrim

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