"What's the huge smile on your face for?" said one Pilgrim girl to the other. "All these chores we have to do?"
"No, silly. On the way here, Nethaniel stopped me, and took me into the woods. He absolutely ravaged me?it was wonderful."
"Oh … well … I'm sure our religion doesn't tolerate that. I sure hope you don't burn in Hell for it."
"Aw, don't be silly. It was just like church; we prayed the entire time."
"We sure did. I kept saying 'Oh God' , and he kept saying 'Oh God' …"
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