A college girl brought her new boyfriend home for Thanksgiving. The family was seated around the table, watching her grandfather carve the turkey.
"Everything looks delicious," the girl said, and everyone agreed.
"I've got dibs on one of those drumsticks," her grandmother said. "And how about you?" she said to the boyfriend, whom she'd been razzing since he got there. "What are you? A leg man? Or a breast man?"
The girl and her boyfriend exchanged knowing smiles.
"Um," she spoke up for him, "what do you call the meat between the legs? That's what he likes the best, Grandma."
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