Turkey Bakin'

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Turkey Bakin'

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Turkey Bakin'

Miscellaneous by: Harlowe Pilgrim

Genre: Jokes

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Miscellaneous by: Harlowe Pilgrim

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Summary

"Hey?what are you doing in here?"

"A little steamin', a little boilin', a little bakin'…"

"Um … I'm afraid I don't understand."

I'm fixing Thanksgiving dinner."

"You are? But … you're a turkey."

Summary

"Hey?what are you doing in here?"

"A little steamin', a little boilin', a little bakin'…"

"Um … I'm afraid I don't understand."

I'm fixing Thanksgiving dinner."

"You are? But … you're a turkey."

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Submitted: November 16, 2012

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"Hey?what are you doing in here?"

"A little steamin', a little boilin', a little bakin'…"

"Um … I'm afraid I don't understand."

I'm fixing Thanksgiving dinner."

"You are? But … you're a turkey."

"Yes sir, I am indeed."

"So … what's for dinner? Not a …"

"Turkey? Oh no, of course not. We're having chicken."

"Chicken? Who the Hell ever heard of chicken for Thanksgiving?"

"You have, now. And frankly, I don't give a shit—on Thanksgiving, it's every bird for them-fuckin'-selves!"

-Harlowe Pilgrim

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