This is the first chapter (or verse, as I pretentiously like to think of them) of a *ahem* novel *ahem* that I started writing about one million years ago. It has shuddered to a halt since then but there are a number of other verses that I would be happy to put up if any one is actually interested. I would love comments on this and I would like people to be quite harsh as I believe my writing has come on massively since then, and that would inspire me to revamp it. If people think it's worth it.

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Royal Astronomy

This is the first chapter (or verse, as I pretentiously like to think of them) of a *ahem* novel *ahem* that I started writing about one million years ago. It has shuddered to a halt since then but there are a number of other verses that I would be happy to put up if any one is actually interested. I would love comments on this and I would like people to be quite harsh as I believe my writing has come on massively since then, and that would inspire me to revamp it. If people think it's worth it. Read Chapter