A Not So Funny Teenage Tale of Body Swapping (Completed)

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
At some point in our lives, we all wanted to be a boy. Admit it, girls.Remember when you climbed a tree, and then your mom shouted at you, telling you to come down? When you asked her why, she would say it was not appropriate for girls. How about when we were told not to play football with our boyfriends and to cuddle with dolls instead, because of the same reason, no matter how we liked it? And weren’t you upset when your mom asked you to help her with house chores, not your brother? Whenever something like that happened, I whined and cried out, “oh, I wish I were a boy!” and my mom would warn me, “be careful of what you wish for.” Yeah, sometimes, I easily (and carelessly) made a stupid wish of wanting to turn into another gender. But trust me, when it actually happened, it was not funny at all.

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A Not So Funny Teenage Tale of Body Swapping

Submitted: June 27, 2015

At some point in our lives, we all wanted to be a boy. Admit it, girls.Remember when you climbed a tree, and then your mom shouted at you, telling you to come down? When you asked her why, she would say it was not appropriate for girls. How about when we were told not to play football with our boyfriends and to cuddle with dolls instead, because of the same reason, no matter how we liked it? And weren’t you upset when your mom asked you to help her with house chores, not your brother? Whenever something like that happened, I whined and cried out, “oh, I wish I were a boy!” and my mom would warn me, “be careful of what you wish for.” Yeah, sometimes, I easily (and carelessly) made a stupid wish of wanting to turn into another gender. But trust me, when it actually happened, it was not funny at all.
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Submitted: June 27, 2015

Part 2 “Jordan?” What? Who was Jordan? My name was Jordine. “Jordan, come on, wake up, honey! You’re going to be late... Read Chapter

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Part 3 “I’m sorry I can’t accompany you. I’m late for my history class. You know how Mrs. Louis is...I gotta go now or else s... Read Chapter

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Part 4 Okay. Here’s the drill. I had an evil plan. In order to prove my hypothesis about the curse, I needed to do somethin... Read Chapter

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Part 5     News flash: Molly was still a GIRL! Yes. Crap crap crap crap crap. “You MUST send an apologize letter ... Read Chapter

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Part 6 Darn! I couldn’t concentrate working on my essay assignment for English which was due tomorrow. Thanks to Derrick Jeter. He ... Read Chapter

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Part 7 So...last night Derrick Jeter came over (read: sneaked into my bedroom) and he said something suspicious about Kenny Lee. As l... Read Chapter

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Part 8   “Eerggh...” I moaned. My heart was pumping fast as I bent my both elbows—which were trembling and felt so sore—... Read Chapter

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Part 9   Not as I had expected, Derrick Jeter showed up in front of my door at 7 p.m. sharp, right after dinner. I thought he wa... Read Chapter

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Part 10  According to Kenny’s direction, Aunt Hilda’s house was located in a secluded area in the outskirt of the town. We h... Read Chapter

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Part 11   “Hi, my name is Jordan Ash—but not really. I was once Jordine Ash, an in-between high school girl. But now, as you... Read Chapter

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Part 12 No words could describe just how annoying Derrick Jeter was. He had completely sabotaged my supposed-to-be-a-date with Briann... Read Chapter

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Part 13 Hold on. Let me rewind my memories first... Dennis Wang... Dennis Wang... My entire body went numb as I realized ... Read Chapter

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Part 14 When I entered my bedroom and turned the lights on, I didn’t expect to see Derrick Jeter squatting on the window with a bla... Read Chapter

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Part 15 The next day, I met with Derrick at the back of the school to report my work. He couldn’t be happier as I told him abo... Read Chapter

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Part 16 The night before camping, we went to Aunt Hilda’s house to collect stuff we needed to do the ritual. She put a tiny crystal... Read Chapter

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  Part 17-Final “Jordine?” Uh...who was that? “Jordine, wakey wakey!” Mom. It was mom’s voice. Gro... Read Chapter