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Krusty the Clown man

Poem by: Ian Dawn

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My take on Frosty the Snowman but thinking of Crusty from the Simpsons.

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Submitted: December 15, 2011

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Submitted: December 15, 2011

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Krusty the clown man, was a angry crapy soul,
With a cigarette and a big red nose
And two eyes red with coke.
Krusty the clown man is a alcoholic, they say,
He was sniffing snow but the children
Know how he destroyed their life one day.
There must have been some magic in that
Cigar so fat they found.
For when they watched him on TV
He began to dance around.
O, Krusty the clown man
Was barely alive you see,
And the children say you should stay away
Coz he smells like smoke and pee.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at Krusty drop.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Next to the high class pro.

Krusty the clown man knew
Knew the cops were on ther way,
So he said, "Let's run and
I’ll get my gun
Now before they put me away."
Down to the village,
With a boomstick in his hand,
Running here and there all
Around the square saying,
Catch me if you can.
He led them down the streets of town
Stopped by the traffic cop.
And he only paused a moment when
He heard him holler "Stop!"
For Krusty the clown man
Had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye saying,
"Don't you cry,
I;ll be out on parol some day."
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at Krusty go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Off to jail you go..


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My take on Frosty the Snowman but thinking of Crusty from the Simpsons.

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