Twilight...Please?!

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Sorry to kill the Twilight joy, but it is about time you all realized this.

Submitted: May 23, 2010

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Submitted: May 23, 2010

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For all of those girls out there
Who wish they could be
A vampire like Edward
Seriously?
Vampires don’t sparkle
Or look like stone
In fact Edward isn’t real
Not one real bone
He is a fictional character
From a series of books
And if you think that
Robert Pattinson is Edward
You’d be mistaken
He is a mere human being
Not capable of running at the speed of light
He doesn't have super strength
And his skin won't shine bright
He won’t ever bite you, and somehow
Turn you into his vampire love
So please Twilight freaks
Get over this already
Edward isn’t real, that includes Jacob too
Both of them are figments of your imagination
And they wont' ever be able to fall in love with you


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