The car in front of mine has family stickers
Mum and Dad and one of each
and cat and a fish and a dog
and a teenager
with P plates on,
his yellow Datsun sunny
is busy on his I phone
texting out his blog
My blood just simmers patiently...
1250cc of Suzuki engine
leathers and a helmet and boots all neatly tied
the rider hidden nicely
slips past on my inner side
the Porche that's stuck behind me is
letting out a honk
its italian business owner is
the type I'd love to bonk
My blood heats up a little...
kids in the back of my car
complaining that they will all be late
one for school,one for work
the other for a date
then the cat that's of to the vets
ecapes his metal cage
and chases round the car
in one infernal rage
My blood begins to boil...
the truckie at the traffic lights
on me he casts his eye
peering down my cleavage
from his cabin seat on high
a cheeky wink
to brighten up my day
thats all I need,I am sure
when life is less than play
My blood now at boiling point ...
I cannot stand any more the traffics really bad
the pressure cookers whistled
this traffic jam that I am in
has driven me quite mad
and so the accelerator
I press down to the floor
pedal to the metal
I really know the score
My blood now boiling over ....
my patience all has gone
I ram the stickers in front of me
and the truckie sees my bum
the P plater that was texting
now averts his eyes
as the passenger door swings open
and sends the bikie through the skies
Porche behind is tooting is he looking for a thrill ?
so I slip right into reverse gear
and smashes up his grill
and my blood boils dry ...
now all that done and dusted
I am feeling rather calm
as the policeman that arrests me
takes me by the arm
my kids just look and stare
what on earth is wrong with Marmy
I am afraid my darlings,precious dears
this traffic drove me barmy ...
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