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My Life in a Flip Book

Poem by: Insane Membrane

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Inspired by the last line of Cutiepie17 poem "Life like a Book" . when things go wrong ...Just turn the page
Suggest you read this quickly ......

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Submitted: March 08, 2012

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Submitted: March 08, 2012

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Born, Flip

Vomit on Grandma Flip

Paint cot with poo Flip

Speak Flip (major mistake for always saying the wrong thing )

Forget school lunch Flip (most miserable)

Encourage friend to drink nail polish remover Flip

Miss bus to school camp Flip

Stand up to school bully Flip

Drink 6 cider legovers Flip ( promised myself never again ) .. not one I have kept

Fail major exam Flip

Enter beauty pageant Flip

Teenage pregnancy F..k

Late for shotgun wedding Flip ( should never have gone at all )

Failed marriage Flip

Binge drinking Flip (well Flip hangover pages the binges weren't so bad)

22 really bad hair cuts Flip

Punk rock clothes Flip

Mispelt tattoo Flip

Maccas Flip (Why don't they tell you ur upsizing your ass for an extra 50c )

Mazzerati Flip(ok it was only a Mazda )

17 pages of speeding fines Flip Flip Flip

Racehorse owner Flip

Indulge in the stock market Flip

4 more failed relationships Flip

Attempting to fix the dishwasher Flip

Taking the boat out bung less Flip

Late for job interview Flip ( I really wanted this one)

Thinking I can write Flip

Forget to pick son up from school Flip (this page is reverted back to on a regular basis)

Nothing major skip

Surfing Linger

Steak Chips and Chocolate Linger

Chardonnay and Whiskey Linger

Beautiful home Linger

Loving family Linger

Funny friends Linger

Leather recliner chair Linger

HD 3D TV Linger ( these pages are not in any particular order of preference) cept the TV which I shouda put first)

Wrinkles Flip

Grey Hair Flip

Cancer Flip

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My Life in a Flip Book

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Inspired by the last line of Cutiepie17 poem "Life like a Book" . when things go wrong ...Just turn the page
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