My Little Black Dress

Poem by: Insane Membrane

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Submitted: March 08, 2012

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The first time that I wore it was at the Golfers Ball

I'd slipped it on and added heels making me look tall

My husband said you look divine and I guess I really felt it

Then five minutes after we arrived and all the hellos said

A stunning blonde walked on by ,looking so much better than I did

and my black dress was clinging there upon her perfect frame

breasts all full and rounded ,I thought I'd go insane

So grabbing her around the neck

I dragged her off outside and locked her in the keepers shed

Then danced and danced the night away until we went to bed

For it was then that I remembered her

looking shocked and scared

and thought perhaps that I should go,

just to see how she had fared

and maybe, only maybe

free her from her chains

but then again I also thought

I might just need to wear

little black dress agains....

So I left her in the keepers shed and

we haven't seen her since

Hooray !!!!!


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