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Sofa My Love

Poem by: Insane Membrane

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short funny love poem updated for valentines day competition

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Submitted: April 08, 2012

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Submitted: April 08, 2012

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Oh Sofa so divine

How glad I am that you are mine

A special place for my behind

When wearied from the daily grind

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Your pleather coat all soft and comfy

Swallowing up Ol' Mr Grumpy

I close my eyes as I sink in

and sip upon my tonic and gin

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The TV s on all loud and blasting

But my love for you is everlasting

Stretched between your sturdy arms

Lost in all your couchy charms

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My hands caress your well worn skin

Groping for the treasures,that lie deep within

Golden coins,biccie crumbs, a silver pen

Oh how I long to be with you again

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So when the time comes we must be parting

and you having suffered my snores and farting

your coat all ripped and foams a clump

we shall carry you sadly to the dump

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Just so you all know my feelings are very real and deepseated :-)


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short funny love poem updated for valentines day competition

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