It's Raining Cats And Dogs

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
DISCLAIMER :This is NOT my own works, this is a poem from a book named 'The Day I Fell Down The Toilet and Other Poems' by a man called Steve Turner:
(There's also a slight chance I might accidentally miss a line or couple of words, I haven't read this poem in about 5 years and my memory isn't great at the best of times.)

Submitted: May 31, 2011

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Submitted: May 31, 2011



It's raining cats and dogs.

The sky is growing dark.

Instead of pitter-patter.

It's splatter, yowl and bark.

Bulldogs bounce on bonnets.

Alsatians hang in trees.

Poodles land on policeman, and bring them to their knees.

Tabby cats come squealing, like rockets overhead.

Siamese look worried, at pavements turning red.

It's raining cats and dogs, although it shouldn't oughta.

Nex time i pray for rain.

I'll add that i mean water.

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