Guys not to Irish girl's experience.

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This is an account of an actual date that I experienced. Hope that you enjoy it and I look forward to your comments.

Submitted: May 03, 2008

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Submitted: May 03, 2008



Guys not to date


An Irish female's experiences!!

1. Mammy's Boys:

Perhaps somewhat innocently I was under the misapprehension that “Mammy's Boys”were a figment of scorned womens' imaginations but should you care to read on (and I do hope that you will) you will see that sadly they are still to be encountered by some unfortunate females unless you are aware what to avoid.

Unfortunate Account of a date with a Mammy's Boy.

This date was arranged by a colleague so to my utter embarrassment I went along with it. i made my way to the bar and was too early so I concealed myself in a corner with the aid of an evening newspaper to lurk behind. The guy arrived late (never a good start) and after some small talk I was informed that my drink was a very expensive one to which I replied that I was quite happy to buy my own drinks. He then proceeded to whine about the fact that women wanted too much from him and weren't a bit like his mother. In hindsight perhaps that my signal to make my exit but for some reason I was frozen to the seat. We had arranged to go for a meal and I had told him that I was happy to pay for half of it. I was informed that his funds were pretty lean as he had recently purchased a house and a BMW which was why he was proposing that we eat in Burger King (similar to McDonald's). At that stage I made my excuses and ran as fast as I could in my high heeled shoes.

Later on that evening I got a text from him asking if I would like to go to a painting party in his house to which I refused. Later I received yet another text asking if I would like to marry him as I was a fine figure of a girl. After carefully pondering on his kind offer, I regretfully declined.

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