An Obituary Fit for Me

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Ha, here is a response to Catherine's obituary (I'd highly recommend reading it.)

Submitted: September 17, 2008

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Submitted: September 17, 2008

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Justine died September 16 2008. She is survived by her two parents and two younger siblings. And her dog.

Justine many times said that a dog would be the death of her; or fire. Tragically, and possibly ironicly, as she was taking her dog for a walk (an amazing feat at that) she was struck down by a flaming chihuahua. She suffered multiple punture wounds and injuries to the neck and upper spinal colum, as well as some internal hemorrhage and third degree burns. The chihuahua did not survive the encounter.

The chihuahua in question was part of a NASA expieriment to see if a small object could resist the heat of rentry to the earth's atmosphere. Unfortunately for Justine, they did not plan where the small dog would re enter. Multiple animal activist groups were on spot at the trial where her family sued NASA for five billion dollars.

Justine was involved in many extra carricular activities. She was a proficiant black belt and voilinist, an avid reader, and a edgy writer, who often would go to her website on booksie, just to type nonsense.

Visitaions to the family will be on Saturday, Sept. 20 2008 and a memorial service will be held the following afternoon. An honorary statue will be placed in Oakland Cemetary, portraying a flaming dog.


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