Man and Wife on Football Day

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A humerous poem i wrote after a conversation had by my parents on the day of the football.

Submitted: June 01, 2008

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Submitted: June 01, 2008

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There comes a time in every mans life,

When he must stand up to his wife,

This is what he needs to say,

No time for helping clean the dishes,

To watch the football is what he wishes,

Not right now love not today,

Ive got the lads all coming round,

Its bad enough not being at the ground,

If the wife disagrees then make him pay,

Its time for the wife to give some back,

Pull out a whip and give it a crack,

You want to watch football ? Why not play,

It would get you fit,

Thats somthing you need you must admit,

Get up from that chair and walk that way,

to the kitchen I mean,

So come on lets clean.


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