Haiku of a Southern Mad Man

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Haiku of a Southern Mad Man

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Submitted: August 20, 2012

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I hate when people stare into my eyes

I take this action as a threat.

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Someone keyed my car last night

As if I would really fucking notice

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If Masturbation is a sin,

Does that mean that monkeys go to hell?

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I dream of Buck Shot.

And no, that is not a gay porn star.

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Why is it so damn hard

to get a good Reuben sandwich in this town?

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Plastic pill bottle

Open - empty on the sink

Chase with alcohol.

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In life,

nothing lasts forever.

Tell that to my tattoos.

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Through my lens, I see

Nature ever decaying

The wasteland cometh.

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Pen strokes on paper.

A heavy hand scribbles thought.

Rivers of ink flow.

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Soup out of a can and nicotine stained fingers.

Beauty has left her,

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O, YE HYPOCRITE!

YOU SPEAK THE NAME OF YOUR GOD WHILE KICKING A DOG.

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Intoxicating,

Inhale putrid aroma.

Mouth Salivating.

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A child is hungry while his mother cries for help.

The Church turns away.

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I threw a brick through my television

Because that bastard speaks lies.

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If I pay taxes for road maintenance

Then why do they look like shit?

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The little blue men who drive flashy white cars -

Who the hell are they?

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I'm late because I spent last night drinking alcohol -

What's your excuse?

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Marijuana should be legal because the snack industry needs help.

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A cigarette burning in the ashtray.

Black and White reality.

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Melted crayons on the sidewalk.

Children leave behind great works of art.

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