To the lady with the 6 screaming kids all under the age of 9 at the store: If you're asking how that box of condoms got in your basket, you're welcome
8 year old kids have an iPhone, an iPod, an iPad and a MacBook. When I was 8 I felt cool with my new markers.
My parents accused me of being a liar. So i looked them straight in the eye and said "Tooth Fairy, Santa Clause, Easter Bunny." And walked away like a boss.
I'm not boring, I'm just not into partying or being irresponsible because I have children that are depending on me to set a good example!
any woman can give birth it takes a real mom to get out of bed and take care of their children every day and parent them the right way.
Giving up is not an option when you have someone calling you mommy...
I miss being pregnant, and feeling my sweet baby roll and kick inside me. Now that sweet baby pulls hair, screams at me, and laughs while running away!
Dressing a toddler is kind of like dressing a chicken some days
Why is it when you tell your toddler to go to bed they all of a sudden have a burst of energy!
Not much difference between teenagers and toddlers... neither understand NO and both think they are smarter than their parents
Sperm is what it takes to have a baby, LOVE is what makes a daddy. Thanks for the donation but the daddy position has been filled. ( thanks drew )
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