JaCoB'S cLuB Episode 2: Jacob Meets Dumboy

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Its time to meet the dumbest person in the world...DUMBOY!!!
read to find out how the JaCoB'S cLuB Meets Dumboy!

Submitted: October 10, 2011

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By
Jacob Eveland
 
 
One day Jacob, Isaac, Fuukid, and Nobody were walking in a park together talking about what they were going to do today. “Ah isn’t this great! The team who saved the day is finally together again!” said Nobody with a cheerful smile. “Yeah right! Me and Isaac did everything!” Jacob said sarcastically. “This is great that we are all here together but there is one thing that gets me right here?” Isaac replied. “What?” Fuukid said. “When BadJacob and BadIsaac tried to destroy your island Fuukid and Nobody, they probably won’t stop until they do something like that to the main characters.” “Very good question Isaac. But it’s been a week since that happened! So I have a good feeling that we won’t see them in a long time!” Jacob said to Isaac. As you would suspect fellow readers they all heard a loud rumbling. “Did someone say my name?” Jacob and the gang looked back to see BadJacob! And this time he had a 15 foot rolling box he was pushing; BadIsaac was one top of the box. “What are YOU doing here?!” Jacob yelled. “It’s simple really! Remember? I’m your arch nemesis! So if I get the slightest chance I will try to do something mean to you! Anyways, after the ordeal we had last time BadIsaac started calling me names when we got back to our evil lair, he said that I was dumb and none of my plans work! (BadJacob tried to do other evil things to other people before he met Jacob.) So I said to him that no one is smarter than me! Oh, and I also called BadIsaac a low-paid bum. But then I got a brilliant plan! What if someone WAS smarter than me! So I got to work. It took me two days to finish but afterwards I was done! But I still needed to put the smartness in my creation. So when I put it in its brains it started working... but it blew up… but just then BadIsaac for some reason wanted to help me. So I gave up the idea of making a clone and decided to find a REAL person with high intelligence! Luckily BadIsaac wanted to find a smart genius for me, so he did! And now here we are! I didn’t even get to see him yet, because BadIsaac wanted it to be a surprise! And now it’s time to reveal the smartest person that is much smarter than me! Not that doesn’t mean anything. BadIsaac reveal him to these puny ants! “Okay BadJacob!” said BadIsaac, but he had a smirk on his face. BadJacob was confused of what BadIsaac was smiling at. BadIsaac then let go of the removable front side, which fell forward to make it look like a walkway. And when it fell a person walked out of the box. And when everyone looked who it was, BadJacob then realized why BadIsaac was smiling.
A fat kid that was wearing a blue shirt was picking his nose (and he was the same size as them if you want to know. the big box is just to make the “genius” look good.) BadJacob stuttered and finally said, “WHAT IS THIS BADISAAC!” yelled BadJacob in extreme anger. “That is for calling me a low-paid BUM!” countered BadIsaac. And then he laughed right at BadJacob face and walked away from the awkward moment. “……CRUDCYCLES! Aw who cares about that emotional person anyways!” BadJacob looked at the person in the box. “Whatever. I want to know if this person has any IQ at all! So what’s your name!” the person stood there a moment, but then finally said, “… Dumboy.” There was a long awkward silence. Then it was broken from BadJacob’s laughter. “Dumboy! That’s your name! HA! Let me guess your dumb right?! Ha ha ha! Where did BadIsaac find you?!” BadJacob was interrupted by Dumboy. “Oh that’s the name of that guy…”Dumboy said in a dumb voice. “He was so nice he found me when I was walking through a dark alley and when he saw me he said, “this will do.” And he made me fall asleep with a crowbar and then put me in a magical bag! And then stuffed me in a box!” there was another long silence. BadJacob spoke. “Enough of this stupidness just destroy those people!” when Jacob and the club heard this, they finally got back to their fighting stances. But Dumboy just stood there. “But I don’t want to.” “What do you mean ‘I don’t want to’ you have to!” “Why?” “Because!” “Because I said so!” “But why?” “AAAHHHH!!! FORGET IT!!! ILL BE BACK JaCoB’S cLuB!!!” “You wont get away with this!” countered Jacob.” “Oh yes I will!” BadJacob said while running away. After another awkward moment Isaac broke it, “Okay lets go!” he said quickly. “Wait!” they all looked back to see Dumboy with his left hand in the air. “Can I have a cookie?” Dumboy said. A surprise to all people reading this, ANOTHER awkward silence! “err? Do you mean that you want to come with us and join our club?” Jacob said. “fine, whatever! Do I still get my cookie?” “Um no” Nobody said. And so Dumboy joins their club and they all live happily ever after… or do they!
When they all got to Jacob’s house, Fuukid, Nobody, and Jacob went in the dining room to talk about the JaCoB’S cLuB, while Isaac went to his room to play video games, and Dumboy… I don’t know! Something about drinking out of the toilet though? “Okay guys I brought you here because I think we can do something with our super powers!” started Jacob. “Well not exactly.” said Fuukid. “Yeah it’s not like that we can make wishes to make a better place because you know how much bad people there are in the world! They will just hunt us down and take the Wishatron for themselves! Besides I bet you don’t even know what my special power is.” Nobody said. “Of course I know! I literally created you, so I should know.” Jacob said. Jacob started thinking. He thought, he thought, and he thought, but he forgot what Nobody’s power was. “JERKS!” yelled Nobody. “All right, all right I admit it; I forgot what your power was.” “I can’t believe you guys! How could you forget my name! I will just tell you what my power is you jerks! Remember when I said I was your conscience? Well that’s it! Only you and the characters in your dreams can see me, no one else.” Fuukid and Jacob stood there, trying not to laugh. But before they could laugh they heard a loud “HELP!!!” and they heard someone run to the front door and ran out. Just then Isaac came out. “Guys you won’t believe this but… Dumboy ran out the front door because a butterfly chased him.” “OH crudcycles!” Jacob exclaimed. “Quick! Everyone try to find him before a person above a 2.5 grade average feels embarrassed! Everyone ran outside to try and find Dumboy. Isaac tried to find  him in the backyard, but after a few seconds he got out his Video Game.
Fuukid looked at the butterfly observatory to see if Dumboy wandered off there , but he wasn’t there. Nobody went to town to see if anyone has seen Dumboy. “Hey, do you know where a fat, stupid person is where he was getting chased by a butterfly.” for some reason he was getting ignored by everyone. “HEY! Why are you all ignoring me!… oh that’s right I’m a conscience.” on the other side of town was Jacob. He was keeping an extra eye out for Dumboy. But he didn’t see him in sight. “oh crudcycles I cant even see him! He couldn’t have gone too far.” Jacob then sat down on the sidewalk. Jacob sighed. “hmm, where could he have gone?” just then like any story, he heard a loud yell at the science building. Jacob then ran inside.
When Jacob got inside he saw that people in white lab coats were running in every direction! Dumboy was running on a long table screaming while the butterfly was STILL chasing him! “Dumboy what are you doing!” Jacob screamed. “what?” Dumboy said .but he wasn’t looking straight and accidentally hit the earth sculpture that was 500 pounds and 10 by 15 feet! It fell off it’s hook and was rolling towards Dumboy! Dumboy was running on the long table while the earth sculpture was chasing him, he kind of looked like Indiana Jones®. When Dumboy jumped off the long table he fell on Jacob and then the sculpture squished them like a cartoon! They rolled out of the building screaming while squished. They rolled all the way to where Nobody was. People screamed and ran for cover while Nobody saw the earth sculpture with Jacob Dumboy on it rolling past him. And then Nobody ran to catch him. Then they rolled past the butterfly observatory where Fuukid was, then Fuukid started chasing them too. They were near Jacob’s house while two kids were playing with there new bicycle ramp. “Isn’t this cool Chuck! Said the first kid. “yeah Tim I can’t wait to try it out!” just then they heard a rumble. “what was that chuck?” then they heard there house smashed! They looked back to see that the big sculpture crashed into their house and was rolling towards them. They got out of the way while the sculpture jumped off their bicycle ramp. Chuck, Tim, Fuukid, and Nobody stared at planet earth when it was hovering over Jacob’s house and was going to land in Jacob’s backyard. Remember Isaac? Even he looked up at his precious video game to see it land five feet away from him. There was a lot of smoke but when the smoke faded Isaac saw that Jacob and Dumboy were on the ground. Isaac came rushing to Jacob. “Jacob! Are you all right!?” Isaac said franticly. Jacob struggled but he got up. “yeah im okay… (GASP) Dumboy!” Jacob to the other side of the sculpture to see Dumboy laying there. Dumboy laid flat… not breathing. Jacob sniffed and made out one tear and bended his head down… until they heard a fart. Dumboy stood up. “WHAT!!! BUT YOU WEREN’T BREATHING!!!” yelled Isaac confusingly. “oh yeah I should have told you guys earlier that I can’t die.” Dumboy said. “you can’t die?” said Jacob in a awkward voice. “yep I can’t die. Not since that witch put that curse on me. Anyhow, im getting a snack.” then Dumboy opened the back door and went inside. There was a long pause. Then Isaac spoke. “a witch?” “im just going to see what Fuukid and Nobody are doing now.” Jacob said quickly. Then Jacob ran out of the backyard. Three seconds later Isaac got a video game out.
 
 
THE END!
 


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