Why I Went Gay

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
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Submitted: May 05, 2009

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SO MY NAMES EDDIE!

BUT U CAN CALL ME MARTINIE!

THATS MY FAVORITE DRINK! MY FRIEND GAVE ME THAT NICK NAME ONE NIGHT AT CLUB EXOTIC

im a very pretty it.

Long hair-blue eyes-tight buttox-

yeah thats me!

i have a thing for bike riding in the park and dancing in the rain.

i once won a nobel prize for best ballet perfomance of the year.

"huh? wut you say?"

Oh my bad did i forget to mention im gay!

yeah-i used to date girls..

dont get me wrong or nuthin but ...i ....mean

oh dang they just to damn aggravating...

and their skin..wussup with the soft skin..

I COULD GO ON FOREVER BUT IM PRETTY SURE YOU DONT WANA HERE IT.

Oh wuts that?... you do!

so u do wana here my testamoni on why girls are...soo...ewwww!.

okay here goes.

see i used to date girls.

that is until my ex girlfriend jainee

blacked my eye for cheating on her...

i seriously didnt find anything wrong with that!

and then my other ex alexis thought she was my mommy.

every five minutes all id here was eddie do this and eddie do that noo eddie your doing it wrong..it goes like this.

damn girl can you do it yo damnself you skinny piece of air.

i must admit if i had the chance to tell her go get a life and invest in double cheeseburgers and pork i would...

oh wait and then there was alicia...omg..

see jus blew it.. her breath smelt like garlic..i hated kissing her....her teeth were in the way every time anyway..

so it isnt like i got any toung action.

her hair looked like a crows nest..and her feet lord bless her feet..

we aint neva have to worry bout buying corn..all we had to to was pick them from her feet..then sanitize them wit.

pestisides. alcholol. clorox. pinsol. boiling water. and some home remedy her mother made up.

it was crazy..so i just decided that boys were better ya know...besides they never complain...and now everyhtings perfect...and im loving it.


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