Old Mugabe had a farm....

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Was given a task by my boss of all people to make something up in the vein of "Old MacDonald..." about Robert Mugabe for his son. Just something very rough round the edges but I liked it.....

Submitted: April 25, 2008

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Old Mugabe had a farm,
in Zimbab-Zimbabwe,
And on that farm there were white farmers,
in Zimbab-Zimbabwe.

With a machine-gun here,
and a machete there,
Here a bang - there a chop
Ev'rywhere bodies drop

Old Mugabe had a farm,
In Zimbab-Zimbabwe.

Old Mugabe had an election,
In Zimbab-Zimbabwe,
And on that election he went and lost,
Zimbab-Zimbabwe,

With a recount here,
And a recount there,
Here a threat, for his pride
Till he gets a landslide,

Old Mugabe had an election
In Zimbab-Zimbabwe.

Old Mugabe hates the West,
In Zimbab-Zimbabwe,
To all of us, he's a Despotic pest,
In Zimbab-Zimbabwe

With a "GET OUT" here,
And a "RESIGN" there,
Here a "LEAVE", there a "GO",
Will he go We don't know....

Old Mugabe needs to free,
Zimbab-Zimbabwe....


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