PB put the kettle on

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Another work inspired piece, the idea was seeded by a friend and I sort of ran with it...

Submitted: April 30, 2008

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PB put the kettle on,
PB put the kettle on,
PB put the kettle on,
All day long.

PB don't you ask me why,
All I know is my mouth's dry,
Your NOT too busy, don't tell lies,
All day long.

Make it yourself you lazy swine,
The job is yours as much as mine,
It's not as if you don't have the time,
All day long.

Now PB don't you be so bad,
Your ever such a lovely lad,
To see our smiles'll make you glad,
All day long.

Why are the rounds always left to me?
It's not like I even drink much tea,
You're taking quite a liberty,
All day long
.

That's OK PB - more than great,
I'll remember this, you just wait,
Just when is your probabtion date?
All day long.

I'll go put the kettle on shall I?


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