The Credit Crunch

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
A poem about the credit crunch and its effect.

Submitted: February 17, 2012

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Submitted: February 17, 2012

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My work of art

 

Here on this seat I sit

And release my muddy shit

A real work of art

That smells of eggy fart

I shall name my shit Valerie

And she shall be framed in a fine art gallery

 

But now I must eat more junk

Even though it will ruin my spunk,

I must do the bestest shit I’ve ever shat

And even though this may scare my mum

I need a perfect 10, on rate my poo.com


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