A Kitty's Life

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Poetry  |  House: Booksie Classic
What cats really think of humans? :) :P :D

Submitted: April 21, 2010

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Submitted: April 21, 2010



“ When I was just a kitten, my mother said to me: Someday you’ll have a human pet, they’re cuddly and free. She said: They’re awfully clumsy, they stumble, trip, and fall. They cannot even see you, when your sleeping in the hall. They act as if they own the place, they’re bossy every day. You’ll learn you must ignore them, its just the human way. So, I took my Mom’s advice, I got a human pet. I have named her Haley, and she’s cuddly as they get. Owning Haley’s been fun, and usually were friends. But she can be a paw full, I’m glad she wasn’t twins. Humans really aren’t too bright, their brains are small I guess. While trying hard to train her, I’ve not had much success. She docent seem to understand, how things are sup-post to be. She insists on being headstrong, not mellowed out like me. She hasn’t learned to lick herself, to keep her body clean. And when it comes to purring, she isn’t very keen. She plays on her computer, just wasting time away. When playing with a ball of string, could really make her day. She seems content to sit there, banging on those keys. While I inspect her ankles, checking them for fleas. When my neighbors visit me, we sneak out to the bushes. We laugh about our human pets, while sitting on our tushes. Haley’s growing up in years, and becoming rather slow. There are lot of cats out there, who says she has to go. But I’m inclined to keep her, I’ve considered this a lot. Why train another human pet, when I love the one I got.”

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