Candy Cigarettes 2.0

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
You don't want Miranda Warnings on your tail! She investigates annoying newspaper advertisements for a secret government agency. Once she's on your trail, she won't stop until you've been brought to justice. We join her and her motley crue of strange friends on her second case, which dates back to the beginning of her career. She investigates a strange woman who used to own a really bad buffet and may deal in illegal cyborg parts. Miranda is joined by her wisecracking, tentacle waving comuter cartridge Dog2 and fierce looking but gentlemanly cyborg protector Sherbert. Not to mention the kooky Scorpion kid who defies all logic with his outrageous antics. It's a stupid, bizarre, insane but fun filled ride...won't you join us?

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Candy Cigarettes 2.0

Submitted: September 30, 2010

You don't want Miranda Warnings on your tail! She investigates annoying newspaper advertisements for a secret government agency. Once she's on your trail, she won't stop until you've been brought to justice. We join her and her motley crue of strange friends on her second case, which dates back to the beginning of her career. She investigates a strange woman who used to own a really bad buffet and may deal in illegal cyborg parts. Miranda is joined by her wisecracking, tentacle waving comuter cartridge Dog2 and fierce looking but gentlemanly cyborg protector Sherbert. Not to mention the kooky Scorpion kid who defies all logic with his outrageous antics. It's a stupid, bizarre, insane but fun filled ride...won't you join us? Read Chapter

Chapter 2: Martha Z. Blueberry

Submitted: September 30, 2010

"Package for Ms. Miranda Warnings" Dog2 said in a sickly sweet voice, plopping a very heavy sounding box on top of my home-office desk. T... Read Chapter

Chapter 3: Meatloaf Day

Submitted: September 30, 2010

Much as I hated to, I called Scorpion and asked him to meet me at the abandoned storefront that had one housed Martha Z. Blueberry's buff... Read Chapter

Chapter 4: Knick Knacks, Security Dogs, and Poorly Written Songs

Submitted: September 30, 2010

The Furniture Store was surprisingly still very much in business. The android chop shop under Martha Z. Blueberry's buffet had seemed so ... Read Chapter