False Desires Can Keep You Inspired

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

I made this purely out of boredom.

I want to improve my common sense by using matches instead of a flashlight to look inside my gas tank.
 
I want to stay committed to a good life like people who end up working at McDonalds for 15 years straight.

I want to be charming as Charles Manson would be if he was released from prison and hired as a Wal-Mart greeter.

I want to be positive like Kurt Cobain was in 1994 when you heard about his death through your radio speakers.

I want to be appropriate like Marshall Mathers spitting his old school flows in the middle of an elementary school classroom.

I want to live a healthy life style like a morbidly obese crack addict with cancer who does nothing but get high and eat food.


Submitted: June 20, 2012

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SharpieSharple

Haha! Love it!

Wed, June 20th, 2012 6:41pm

Angel13

this is just great and funny

Mon, June 25th, 2012 6:54pm

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