LEAVE IT ALONE

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
The frustration that comes with NEW AND IMPROVED.

Submitted: February 04, 2016

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I'm a Same-O, Same-O,

Kind of person,

When it's new and improved,

Then it seems to worsen.

It would be really nice

If they left stuff alone

Then I would have far less

Occasion to groan.

 

At the market I don't buy "New and Improved"

'cause I know what those sneaky ones did,

It's going to weigh less, taste worse at best,

Or have a non-functioning, Revolutionary Lid.

Buying a car is just as bad. Don't you see?

They say it's improved a revolutionary breed.

They tell me I follower, but with this car I'll lead,

Then they add all that stuff that I really don't need.

 

Web-sites are the worst

With their drop-down menu,

If I could find where they hid it

It might be a good venue.

And just as I get used to

Navigating some site

They, up, and re-design it.

Boy does that bite!

 

With Booksie, I was doing so well

It was easy, non-techie, and fun

Until they decided to improve it;

Now it's got my brain on the run.

My stories are all called Short Ones

'cause on BOOK, I can't add Chapter 2

I've tried the HELP page, so often,

It just tells me what I think I knew.

 

I finely found out how to publish,

at the bottom of the page. Really Guys?

But to add a picture. Forget it!

It tells me something, then lies.

I know that they were trying to be helpful

With a writer's technological zone

With Drop-downs, and colors, and fashion.

But I wish they had left it alone!

 

02-01-2016


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