Made to Last

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
A person wants an item in a store, but can't get it. News at 11.

Submitted: April 04, 2016

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Do you have any Widgets

For sale or for rent?

No, but I have a lot of Thing-ah-doodles

One kind straight and one kind bent.

 

I really want a Widget,

They work better than the rest.

Well, have you tried a Thing-ah-mah-jig

Or put one to the test?

 

A Widget is what I prefer

And I don't want another kind!

And I told you I have none of those,

You should try a model more refined.

 

Oh look, here's a new type

And it is called A Little-Ditty,

If you follow the instructions,

Then you'll be sitting pretty.

 

That is like those Do-Hickeys

They are fine but they don't last.

The Widget last forever

'cause they're extruded instead of cast.

 

Why can't you just order me one,

In fact, order me two.

Let me check with purchasing

To see what they can do.

 

Well, I hate to break this news to you,

The age of the Wedge-it is all but done.

They were made to last and last,

So, very few people bought a second one.

 

04-01-2016


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