20 Things to do in an Elevator

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Haha! Just something random I found on the Internet. Thought I'd post it to give people some laughs. :).

I DID NOT WRITE THIS!!! GIVE ME NO CREDIT!!!

Submitted: April 13, 2010

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Submitted: April 13, 2010

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20 things to do on an elevator: 

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.  2. call your mum off of your cell phone and tell her there is a weird looking person with a enormous nose stood next to you in a loud voice. 3. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 4. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, \"Hey Greg. How's your day been?\" 5. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, \"That's mine!\" 6. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 7. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. 8. Lay down a twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 9. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. Ask, \"Did you feel that?\" 10. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 11. When the doors close, announce to the others, \"It's okay, don't panic, they open again!\" 12. Swat flies when they don't egsist. 13. Call out, \"Group Hug!\" and then enforce it. 14. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, \"Shut up, all of you, just shut up!\" 15. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, \"Got enough air in there?\" 16. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 17. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, \"Your one of THEM!\" and back away slowly. 18. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passergers. 19. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 20. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button


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