Messing with people

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

Submitted: February 19, 2018

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I love a good practical joke. I think a lot of people do. Here's a couple of things you can do to mess with people.

 

We've all heard the phrase as the person is about to tell a joke. “Tell me if you've heard this joke before?”

 

Except instead of actually telling a joke, you pick out an actual joke and after you say “Tell me if you've heard this joke before” you mouth the joke without actually verbalizing it. They'll look at you and probably say “I can't hear anything” or something to that effect to which you say “Exactly. So you've never heard this joke?” and you are telling the truth.

 

Another thing you can do. Every have those annoying people who show up at your front door, salesmen and so forth? We all have and sometimes you don't know what to say. Lots of times we just don't answer the door. But what if you actually opened the door and look at them square in the eyes and say
“Sorry, but we're not home right now. But if you'll leave your name and message after the beep, we'll get back to you as soon as we can” and then go “Beeeeep” and close the door. Smirks.

 

I just find that funny as hell. I myself haven't tried either one of these but I want to. I just find this stuff funny as hell.

 

We get those annoying calls from telemarketers who will call and try to sell you something. I think it would be funny as hell to tell them you are washing your hamster or something crazy or lead them on for a while but then tell them you don't live there. You just happened to be walking by their house and saw the front door open and you heard the phone ringing. Or even try to sell them something like Amway and turn the tables on them. Even ask if you can all them back on their personal cell number later and ask them when they plan on eating dinner or something. There is nothing against the law against jerking them around a bit and I think if you do it enough word will get out to take your number off their lists. I'm all for that for sure.

 

And how about those speed bumps you always see all over parking lots. I think it would be funny if someone else was riding with you and when you run over it you move your head around and go “Bobble Head”. It would be even funnier if you and a buddy both did it in front of another person. 

 

And speaking of jokes... Okay, so I actually wasn't but I think now would be a good time for that.

 

I wrote this joke.  I realize this is a silly joke but hell it makes me laugh as does most of this stuff. No hate mail okay.

 

Joke : “Did you hear about the man who walked into a bar and went “Oh my forehead”.

 

Get it? He actually walks into a bar and hits his forehead.

 

Snickers

 

 


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