Envy

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Envy

Outside, cold and bitter, a bit like me in between thoughts, half hearted attempts to find common ground with someone i envy. Cant even finish a sentence....Better to shut up and write some shit poetry. Some shoetry. Weighing up the advantages and disadvantages of a life sold and spent selling shit to sheep while he basks in his aura of creative fulfilment. I could strangle him with his seatbelt. But maybe i should wait til we re up high in the mountains. I ll take him aside and nudge him off the precipice. Make a film about that mr oh so so so! 

A funny thing envy. The more you discredit the person you aspire to,  the more you want to take their place. And when their crowning glory becomes yours, it transforms. Like magic. From his painfully contrived tarry mess of a non-achievement to your sublime, profound and wholly misunderstood opius. Relativity is a bitch. You can hear the critics mumbling at each other like dummy-less babies, trying to get their stories straight, crystalline spit escaping from their mouths, the nectar of insecurity. 

Maybe its just early. I ll forget about these thoughts and we ll become the best of friends. Although I m still waiting for him to ask me about my masterpiece in the making. My silent fart. My my my. Me me me. Moo moo moo. 

Motherfucker. 


Submitted: November 30, 2014

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