setsurcorp and the magic face-man.

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my first entry hope you enjoy it even though its a bit odd. don't blame me my brain told me to do it.

Submitted: March 12, 2011

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Setsurcorp and the magic face-man Once upon a time the there was a dark, dark cave and in the dark, dark cave,there was a dark, dark house. And in the dark, dark house there was a dark, dark room. And in the dark, dark room there was a dark, dark cat. And inside the dark, dark belly. And inside the dark, dark belly there was a very small man. This very small man was called Setsurcorp and he was in the cats belly because of what he did to the human race this what he did. It was a dark and stormy night and setsurcorp was standing over his new and craziest piece of bioengineering, although it was not called that then, a cross between a cat and a human face this unholy union of face and cat just needed one thing to make it live, lightning. Setsurcorp slowly turned a handle and a metal pole dropped from the ceiling so that it was just touching the misshapen monster lying on the table before him, just then a surge of rippling, pulsing energy came down the pole and caused into the lifeless thing on the table. It judders then came to a stop, had it worked? The thing flexed its fingers and opened its eyes and said “I don’t care about who stole my name as long as they give it back” . Three days later..... Setsurcorp was listening to the face-man (this is what he had decided to call it as it could not remember its own name) about how “in the future white cats would not be a symbol of power and authority and dignity but as a pet owned by cheesy super villains” .at that “Cheese would no longer be thing mined in the cheese pits but made by a strange monster known as a cauw and growts.” At this Setsurcorp scoffed and said “ you are as crazy as a sar finder, none of that stuff is ever going to happen” “ do not mock me boy you may have made me but I am more powerful than you could possibly have imagined!!!!!!!!!” “wow that was a lot of verbal exclamations you just did” “I know that how angry I am you gouch” “I say there is no need to get like that “ “sorry I did not mean it “ at this point I’m guessing what any of this has to do with Setsurcorp in the cats belly, well the answer to that is absolutely nothing I made the bit at the beginning up to draw you in. Anyway, then Setsurcorp said “good I was just going to insatiate a blood feud “ “OH um this is awkward.” “ why” “well you know that I’m meant to be the cleverest THING IN EXSISTANSTS THAT I’M NON EXSISTANT UNLESS PEOPEL BLIEV IN ME AND ONLY YOU KNOW IME HERE AND THERE FOR ONLY ONE THING IN THE WHOLE OF EXSISTANSE BELVIES I EXSIST AND THERE FOR IF YOU DIE THEN I WILL NOT EXSIST.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” “woh to many verbal exclamations man , that just like exploded into my face, but that ... oh a cup cake” and in that moment of distraction setercorp stopped believing in the face-man and he stopped existing in the real world. And that brings our story to a sad end and all that is left for me to say is good night and god bless


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