Epic Rap Battles of Nations #2: France VS. Italy

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Submitted: December 16, 2015

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ITALY, ROUND 1:

France VS. Italy

Prepared to be pimp-slapped silly

By the same adversary

Who whipped yo ass at World Cup 06 in Germany.

My boy Enzo Ferrari be building rockets on four wheels,

enough to turn you into frog's feet and roadkill.

I Kill, Bill, like Tarantino.

Lamborghini-driving mafioso,

I thought you'd de-know-zo.

Grab me a cappuccino,

I'm ruling over this French ho-bo like my name was Nero!

 

FRANCE, ROUND 1

You may be lucky this round, yo

But you ain't a Luciano,

and if I wanted to talk about rockets on four wheels,

I'd talk about the Veyron, the real steel deal!

Dissecting yo raps like I dissect French Fries and French Bread,

Or pretty much anybody French. . . in the bed!

After this rap battle you will be the remains

Of Benito Mussolini's Uncle Fester charade.

OH! I hit a nerve right there!

Going at you hard with the dirtiest bars out there!

You can't take my ride,

And you can't handle my pride!

 

ITALY, ROUND 2:

HEY! You disrepectin' us!

Now we're gonna pop every one of ya!

Your Socialist wannabe Hollande turned sellout hack

When he renounced civil rights after the Paris attacks.

You were made a bitch in every war you engaged in like a Playboy girl

Including this rap battle, you Walt Disney-mustached  pedophile.

 

FRANCE, ROUND 2:

Pedophile?

Don't you mean you, greaseball?

Beatin' up babies for looking at you the wrong way

Is the dumbest philosophy I've ever heard since Machiavelli's way.

How the fuck do you get through the day?

Go tell your litttle hoes I fucked your wife yesterday.

 

(WHO WON? YOU DECIDE!)

 


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