A Good Story doesn't go like this?

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
A short story that will question a lot of things from personal sanity to why are you reading this.

Submitted: December 03, 2015

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A good story doesn’t have to always start with “Once upon a time” or “it was dark night” it can simple be “BANG story start now…” See much better it appeals to a more recent generation with a more straight forward approach and explosions don’t forget about the explosions they are a key element these days for something to be considered well good.

Wait I have an idea what if we make a whole story where people only ask questions that will make it interesting. “Hey, John did you fill out the reports?” Jack asked while leaning on a wall “yes I did?” John questioned “oh that’s good?” Jack replied while checking his phone. Arhh I give up on that already its more annoying for me to write then for the reader to read, he don’t judge this is a free country I can be lazy if I want to I mean I have my rights I pay my taxes and I work my ass off… an drink coffee BOOM your argument is invalid you have nothing on me mate.

Well this could of gone better I mean I just met you and where already arguing… well it is your fault… you don’t talk much do you, you must think you’re so high and mighty being all smug looking down upon me… well sir to that I tip my hat and steal your bacon, so what you going to do now my smug little friend… well this is awkward it’s like I’m talking to myself. Kids these days, see I’m starting sound old just waiting for you to talk or doing something.

You know you’re not a very nice person to be with… wait maybe you don’t speak English… um let’s see “Kon'nichiwa y?jin, anata no namae wa nanidesu ka?” do you understand that? Hmm no good maybe you talk in explosions BANG, CRASH, BOOM, and KABOOM no? Still nothing… damn you’re a stubborn one, let’s play a game… not a death game got it, we will play Pictionary sound good? Wait but you can’t see me and you don’t talk.

Well let’s see if I can tell you a story about a young man and a box of knifes… hmm this won’t turn out good will it, let’s try… Star date 2167 my crew and I have been flying for 6 months now and still space is empty and dark… Well that got boring fast how about we watch funny cat videos that’s always fun… or we could I don’t know do something with our lives… but where’s the fun in that I mean I having too much fun talking to you and plotting how I’m going to kill my next victim… I mean nothing, just don’t look to much into it just me it will blow you away… your ament to laugh well crap now what.

Maybe we can figure out Full-dive gaming technology that will be the best I mean screw life when you can be inside a video game… maybe it won’t be a good idea in that sense but meh we can be in a game. What about we plot on world domination mahahaha that sounds fun I mean who doesn’t want to rule the world I mean if you rule the world you have Ultimate power over everyone you are their king what you say goes… hmm any ideas?? Me too world domination is hard work.

Wait I’ll tell you a story about a how someone claimed world domination. I shot the first guy with the swiftness of my arm combined with the weight of the gun I flung around to shot the next guy, they kept coming in from all sides I had nowhere to run and nowhere to hide, and then it happed as sudden as a heart beat the bullet rushed through my body fusing with my heart which could no longer sustain my life as I fell to the floor at 9.8 meters per second… a bit to flashy for me that one was and wait this was ament to be about world domination hmm I must of messed up the script somewhere… why didn’t you warn me or give me a yell?

You know what I’ve had it with you and your silent treatment I’m leaving and never coming beck got it…buddy. Well I’m going now bye… don’t expect me to come back because I’m not… ok got that? Bye 


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