Lost on Jurassic Park

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Other  |  House: Booksie Classic

Submitted: January 23, 2020

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A cruise suffered an explosion out of nowhere at three a.m. "Abandon SHIP !"

Fortunately, an island was just off in the distance. 
 

Day One: Five hours later, the survivors awoke, consisting the following: The casts of Malcolm in the Middle, Austin Powers, and Ed Edd n Eddy, plus Doug funny himself. Those who drowned were Otto, his animals, goldmember, and the kankers. Shockingly, Malcolm's jacket is covered in blood with footprints imprinted on it. Where was he? "Let's look for him, everybody!," declared Hal.

hal, Dewey, and Reese go behind the first tropic bushes in front of them only to spot--compys? "Hey, look at them, you two," said Hal. 
"what are they, you suppose, Reese?"

"I don't know? Why ask?!"

"they... They look like dinosaurs."

"Quit being stupid, Dewey!"

"No really! Just look at their cute, but reptilian features. Take a look at beyond this big tree."

A dead corpse of Malcolms body laid in an awful scent, bones being revealed from bite marks. "What did you two--"

Hal stopped to discover what happened. "EVERYBODY! COME BACK! THERE ARE KILLERS AMONGST US!!!!!!!"

He ran like crazy on the beach within 176 feet. 

Everyone heard and headed back to him. "We must all stick together for now on to ensure no one is eaten or mauled by any native savages!"

"Agreed!," shouted Austin Powers with a snazzy girl by his side.

He gave an upbeat growl with a little healthy angry for his sexy warrior within. "Now let's move out!"

For hours, they walked on safest known part of the island, sand. "Are you there yet, Double D?," asked Ed of his gang.

"Not even close, Ed."

So much sweat was pouring on everybody's scalps and shoulders. "I wish some invisible god from Greece would come down and guide us," loudly suggested Craig Feldspar.

Suddenly, a couple palm trees moved without anything touching them! What the heck was happening?! Was Zeus or the one and only God here to save them at last?! Everyone halted to see what was in front of them. A deep, scary breathing was right beside the tropic wood plus Craig, fb, Eddy, and Doug: front of the pack. Funny jittered with ginormous fear with an expression going from exhaustion to trembling. ROAR! A great, big bite latched onto fb as the fat bast*rd was eaten by a creature then turning visible: a carnotaurus! Everyone screamed and ran away in the opposite direction. "To the water!," commanded Double D to all approximately 35 survivors.

No dinosaur would dare catch them in the waters without drowning. Everyone avoided the meat eater as he carried fb's corpses into the jungle. "Dewey," said Hal, "we need to head deep into the jungle together.


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