One of Katelyn and Allen's Walks

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Two girls go on a walk in their nice Michigan neighborhood.

SCENE

 

(It’s a beautiful day in Midland and Katelyn and Allen are out on an afternoon walk.)

 

Katelyn: “Zip-a-dee-do-du Zip-a-dee-day! My, oh, my! What a dreary day!”

 

Allen: Indeed. Who do think lives around here?

 

Katelyn: The sign says Washington Street. I’d guess some people do.

 

Allen: Yeah! Like who?

 

Katelyn: No idea. You tell me.

 

Allen: Some possibilities would include Pennye, Beach, Stein, and Perry.

 

Katelyn: A penny? Is Abe Lincoln a ghost here?

 

Allen: NO! Pennye the Pooh.

 

Katelyn: He’s on a coin now?

 

Allen: Pennye Padgett, Katie!

 

Katelyn: Oh! No surprise Midland is a town most would love to be in. Hence why Albert’s great nephew lives here now.

 

Allen: What? No he doesn’t.

 

Katelyn: You just said he does.

 

Allen: Well, I—

 

Katelyn: HUHHH! Oh, my!

 

Allen: What?

 

Katelyn: It’s Frankenstein’s evil brother, Ernest Stein!

 

Allen: … What?...

 

(Peacefully ignores her alarm and both move on walking.)

 

Allen: One definite friend living around here is Waters.

 

Katelyn: Not thirsty.

 

Allen: I don’t have any drinks, Katelyn. You know that.

 

Katelyn: Then is it clean or sparkling to the eye?

 

Allen: David or Liz?

 

Katelyn: Your water.

 

Allen: They are the Waters!

 

Katelyn: Celebrities on drinks. How about that?

 

Allen: David Hasslehoff and Lizzie McGuire!... You know there oldest is named after you?

 

Katelyn: REALLY? Oh, Katie Perry, perhaps?

 

Allen: (puts hand on face in disbelief) Katie Perry lives about half a mile away.

 

Katelyn: What? I know no other celeb Katies in the world. Who’s this imposter?!

 

Allen: Someone related to Midland Waters family!

 

Katelyn: They come in many flavors.

 

Allen: They do, but not people!

 

Katelyn: After we settle this faker, we should see any front or backyard rehearsals.

 

Allen: For pom-pom?

 

Katelyn: Her next concert.

 

Allen: (puts hand on face in disbelief) They have two completely different hair colors!

 

Katelyn: Really? Is that her twin?

 

Allen: No! Katy Perry who’s younger than us!

 

Katelyn: I should see her house on Honeysuckle Road. She must have many honey trees!

 

Allen: No honey on that street, you little bear.

 

Katelyn: Then why is it called that?

 

Allen: No idea. Anyways, Katie “the drink” is someone from Dow High, luckily not one of the snooty weirdos.

 

Katelyn: What a relief. Why no Chemic?

 

Allen: Low autism, though she is really thanks to siblings.

 

Katelyn: Sibling…?.... Oh, now I remember! David and Liz Waters from our class!

 

Allen: Bingo! Now, let’s walk pass Moore’s house and head home.

 

Katelyn: Where is the stuff?

 

Allen: Excuse me?

 

Katelyn: You said more homes and so there must be more places to see friends.

 

Allen: Perhaps, yet there shouldn’t be that many left. Emma is more excited about people and drama than anything.

 

Katelyn: You mean Clayton?

 

Allen: Emma Moore! Clayton lives two miles away!

 

Katelyn: Oh! She does have a nice Chemic sign. Same for me, all blue and lollipop shaped! Wish I could eat it! (rubs her tummy happily.)

 

Allen: Let’s go before you ruin anything, buddy!

 

Katelyn; Thanks, Renee, good old buddy, old pal!

 

CURTAIN


Submitted: January 08, 2019

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