A (hot) Date in Court

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Instead of telling you of how boring the legal system is, I thought up this story while waiting in a local courtroom for hours to simply plead guilty to a minor traffic violation.

You can probably tell I was very frustrated with the court system on this day.

Table of Contents

The Crime

Submitted: July 31, 2008

Civilized provinces of the world process traffic violations in a civilized way. You get pulled over, you get a ticket, you curse police o... Read Chapter

The Plan

Submitted: July 31, 2008

Words like "standard procedure" don't jive with me. I live to buck trends and thwart convention. I'm a inoperable thorn in the side of th... Read Chapter

Inside the Lion's Den

Submitted: July 31, 2008

I arrived at the courthouse a few minutes early and saw a sea of people funneling through the metal detectors. Apparently, they recently ... Read Chapter

Here Come Da Judge

Submitted: July 31, 2008

A strong, stoic man in uniform called out, \"All rise for the honorable Linda Gomez-de-la-Vega-Sanchez-Vicario-Greenburg.\" I watc... Read Chapter

The Trial

Submitted: July 31, 2008

When I reached the front of the room, the judge repeated after the bailiff, \"Joseph Bradford?\" \"Whassup, Baby?\" \"You are to... Read Chapter

A Sentence Equally Cruel and Unusual

Submitted: July 31, 2008

About 10 hours later, when the rest of society's garbage had faced their judgement, Officer Manservant came to fetch me for Judge Judy. ... Read Chapter

The Reflection

Submitted: July 31, 2008

And that's the last thing I remember. I awoke outside the courthouse sometime later, my clothes looking even more ragged and worn. With t... Read Chapter