The Checkout Girl Song

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A silly song I wrote in honor of a grocery store goddess. Cupid hit me while I was stocking up Raman noodles. This is the best way I could express my feelings.

Submitted: February 17, 2007

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I found myself a new love that you won't believe,
She wears a green apron and has her name on her sleeve.
I waited in line and read a cheap magazine,
After one look I fell for a grocery store queen.


She's got a gentle touch with a full bag of flour,
And always lets me know if my milk has gone sour.
This girl knows how to pack my grocery bag just right,
And would never put the eggs under my Sunny Delight.

Checkout Girl,
I'm totally sure.
In case you didn't know,
I love you so.

She helped me find soup to get rid of my cough,
And then found a coupon to give me half off.
I had thirteen objects to buy, but she was the best,
She still let me in the lane for ten items or less

Those other guys you know are only looking to score,
They won't stick around for the clean up on aisle four.
Now no one can stop all my ranting and ravings,
Girl, I'd do anything for those Price Club Savings.

Checkout Girl,
You rule my world.
I just thought I should say,
You can bag my groceries any day.

Checkout Girl,
You are my pearl.
Now I just have to state,
Baby, our love has no expiration date.

I want to tell her that I think she's fantastic,
She can bag my love in either paper or plastic.
I'm ready for the day when our love will start,
So go ahead, baby, and price check my heart.

Checkout Girl,
I can't wait to check you out!


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