A Blonde Story

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Mystery and Crime  |  House: Booksie Classic

As usual I'm turning a long joke into a short story. Hope everyone likes it.

A Blonde Story

 

These three young women, a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead all work in a small office in downtown Manhattan NYC.  They have this nasty, mean b@#%h of a female boss who always goes home early on Fridays.  So one day the three of them get together and the Brunette says "You know this Friday after the Dragon Lady goes home we should all just take off early too.  If no one says anything about it she'll never know."  The Blonde and Redhead agrees to it.

 

So the next Friday, as usual, the boss takes off early.  The three young women wait about 45 minutes (to make sure she wasn't coming back), "cook the books" to make it look as though they'd worked through the day, then close the office and leave. The Brunette goes shopping, the Redhead goes to a bar, and the Blonde goes home.  After entering the house she hears noises coming from the bedroom.Cracking the door open she observes her boss in bed with her husband having sex.  So she quietly closes the door, slips out of the house and leaves.  The Blonde then sits in a coffee shop and does not return home until about the time she'd usually get back from work.

 

The next Monday the three of them meet by the water cooler to discuss how their last Friday went.  "It was great!" the Brunette says.  "I got to beat the crowds, lines and traffic.  I got all my shopping done for the week in under one hour.  We should do this every Friday."  "I had a great time" the Redhead exclaims.  "I actually made it to Happy Hour and got half priced drinks for three hours.  We should do this every Friday."

 

"Guys I don't think we should do this again." the Blonde says.  "I almost got busted."

 

 


Submitted: April 29, 2014

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BrownKat

Awesome story! Enjoyed it lots :) Check out this story contest ongoing at Tallenge- http://www.tallenge.com/contest/literaturestorycontest.html I thought you might like to join. The winner gets $100. It's free to join.

Tue, April 29th, 2014 9:35am

AbstractKash

LOL!!! I can't believe the blonde said that xD I'm so glad I'm not blonde..these blonde jokes are always so Hilarious. HAHA. Loved this joke.

Sun, May 11th, 2014 9:42am

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Glad you liked it!

Tue, May 13th, 2014 9:58pm

Chris Cross

Ah, Ah! I didn't see it coming. That's a good one.

Fri, May 16th, 2014 3:50pm

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I'm glad you liked it.

Sat, May 17th, 2014 9:16am

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