Lady Tuna Rising

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In this sequel to "Dawn Of The Tuna",Lady Tuna finds out the
hard way that things don't always turn out the way we want
them to.

Submitted: October 25, 2014

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LADY TUNA RISING
WRITTEN BY
JOSEPH A. SMALL
2014

THE ROYAL PALACE OF TUNAKIA:
THE BED CHAMBER OF KING GEORGIE & QUEEN ANNA TUNA:

The King & Queen were asleep when a deep laugh had
awakened them.In the dark bedroom was a black silhouette of a very
large man holding a laser pistol.Before King Georgie could do anything,
the pistol went off,and killed him in bed.Just as the security alarm
went off,Queen Anna Tuna screamed.The assassin pointed the laser,and
shot her dead as well.The guards entered the royal bedroom to find
Hubba Dula standing in front of the bed...

"Hold it right there!"

One of the guards shouted.Hubba Dula blasted the guard
away,and made a run for the window.The other guards opened fire at him
as he smashed out of it.

LADY TUNA'S BEDROOM:

Ignoring the intruder alarm,Lady Tuna had a severe
crotch itch that she could not scratch on account of her chastity belt...

"Damn it! Me can't scratch my pussy!"

Lady Tuna shouted as she tried to rub her crotch on the
bed post.Hubba Dula smashed through her bedroom window...

"You know you could've tapped on the window,Asshole?"

Lady Tuna told him...

"Sorry,your Highness."

"I'm guessing my parents are dead?"

"Yes."

"Oh,goody! Tee,hee,hee!"

"Do you want me to kill your sisters too?"

"No,leave them to me.I have a little surprise for those
two bitches.Tee,hee,hee."

"What about my payment?" Hubba Dula asked...

"Oh,right!Yes,indeed!Tee,hee,hee!Ah,here you go!"

Lady Tuna hands him a box...

"I think it would be best if you leave Tunakia at once,
and lay low for awhile on Dookyroid-X."

Lady Tuna told him...

"Okay." Hubba Dula looked at the box...

"Wait a minute? This box says 'costume jewelry'on it?"

"Oh,it does? Oh,um...it must be a typo.Yeah,a typo.Tee,
hee,hee.I think you should go,before you get caught."

"Oh,right!Good bye!"

"Bye,bye!Tee,hee,hee!"

Hubba Dula jumps out the window...

"What a dumb ass.Tee,hee,hee."

A guard knocks on her door.She walks over to door in a
funny way,and opens it...

"Yes." she replied...

"My Lady,your parents have been assassinated!"

"They have? Really? Oh,that is just terrible."

Lady Tuna responded like she didn't care.The guard gave
her a funny look,and shook his head in disbelief.

A TUNA MOST BITTER:

Lady Tuna did not go to her parent's funeral procession,
but instead waited in her bedroom.She jumped up from her bed when there
was a tap at her door.She got up to open it...

"Quick!Get the fuck in here!We have so much shit to do,
and so little time!"

Lady Tuna told Chaknee & Sammymede as they rushed into
her bedroom...
"But first get this fuckin' chastity belt off of me!
My itchy crotch is fuckin' killing me!"

Lady Tuna told them.Sammymede pulled out a wireless
device with a knob on it...

"I'll try my frequency modulator,my mistress."

Sammymede turned the knob,and the chastity belt popped
off.It then fell to the floor,and broke.Lady Tuna grabbed a fancy hairbrush
off her vanity,and began scrubbing her crotch with it.Chaknee covered
his nose with his handkerchief...

"Aah!That feels good!" Shouted Lady Tuna in relief...

"Phew!Someone needs a douche!"

"Quiet Chaknee!Now even though my parents are dead,Mr.
Beaner is still scheduled to be executed.We must free him,and hide him
in a safe place.After all when I become queen,he will rule by my side."

THE PALACE CELL BLOCK:

Mr.Beaner & Wilhelmina are locked up,and waiting to be
executed...
"Eh,oh Wilhelmina,I'm so sorry I got you into this messy
poo."
"Oh,Mr.Beaner.I'd rather die than be a sex slave to that
rotten slut Lady Carla."

"Eh,if only we could escape this awful nasty place,and
start a new life together on another planet."

"Oh,I would like that,but I'm afraid we're doomed to die
here.Boo,hoo,hoo." Wilhelmina cried...

"Eh,my poor Wilhelmina...I,huh?"

Mr.Beaner & Wilhelmina stopped,and started looking
around the dark cell block when they heard someone else crying...

"Eh,who is that? Who's crying out there?"

Out of the darkness,Chaknee & Sammymede emerged with
tears in thier eyes...

"Please don't cry Wilhelmina.Me,and Sammymede will help
you escape."
Chaknee told her.Sammymede activated his frequency
modulator to neutralize the system,and open the cell doors...

"What are you two doing?"

One of the guards demanded to know.Chaknee pulled out
a laser,and killed the two guards...

"Quickly,you must strip these two guards,and put on
thier uniforms.We'll show you the quickest way out of the palace."

Chaknee told them...

"Eh,what about Lady Carla? She'll be very mad,and kill
the both of you for helping us." Mr.Beaner worried...

"Don't worry about us.We know how to deal with her."

Chaknee assured them.

LADY TUNA'S BEDROOM:
ONE HOUR LATER:

Chaknee & Sammymede returned to Lady Tuna's bedroom...

"What took you two so long? Did you free Mr.Beaner?"

Lady Tuna asked...

"Yes,we did,your Highness." Chaknee responded...

"Well,where is he?" Lady Tuna wanted to know...

"We hid him in a safe place."

"Oh,goody!Tee,hee,hee!"

"As a matter of fact the hiding place is such a secret
that we can't even tell YOU where he is." Chaknee told her...

"Oh,I see.Very well then.Tee,hee,hee."

Lady Tuna pulled down a chart with plans written in
lipstick on it...

"As you two know my sister Jezzabella will be sworn in
pretty soon as the new queen of Tunakia,and as you two know me ain't
gonna allow it! For years that fuckin' rotten Bitch has been rubbing
my nose in the fact that she would be queen someday.Well,she's gonna
find out the hard way that ain't gonna happen!Tee,hee,hee!"

Lady Tuna declared...

"And Princess Tatyanna too?" Chaknee wondered...

"Yes,Chaknee,Tatyanna too! That little cunt has also
been a thorn in my thigh as well!"

"I think you mean 'side'."

Chaknee told her.Lady Tuna got mad,and slapped him
across the face...

"OUCH!"

"Never correct me when I'm expressing myself,Chaknee!"

"Yes,my Lady."

Chaknee yielded as he rubbed his cheek...

"Now Sammymede? I'm hoping that our little project will
be ready by the time of my sister's coronation? After all we don't
want to disappoint her?"

"Everything will be ready as planned,and on time,Mistress."

"Excellent! Ah,things are starting to look quite peachy
for me.Tee,hee,hee."

Lady Tuna giggled with glee.

RISE OF THE ROACH TROOPERS:
THE CORONATION OF QUEEN JEZZABELLA:

Queen Jezzabella was in her bedroom getting ready for
her coronation ball.Her seamstress was helping her into her gown when
there was a knock at her door...

"Go see who's at the door?"

She told her lady in waiting.Princess Tatyanna Tuna was
at the door.She was all smiles when she entered the bedroom...

"You look positively radiant in that gown."

Princess Tatyanna told her sister...

"Thanks!I just hope the people of Tunakia can accept a
lesbian as their new queen."

"They should be grateful that Lady Carla didn't take
the throne."
"Speaking of that horrible slut? Where is she?"

"I don't know? Everytime I do see her,she's hanging
around with those two freaks of hers."

"I'm telling you,Tatyanna.When I'm queen,things are
going to change around here when it comes to her!"

"I wish you could just banish her!Exile her to someplace
remote,like the Dookyroid Field!"

"I wish I could,but I don't think being a whore is a
good enough excuse.I just have to keep an eye on her,and enforce heavy
restrictions on her sorry ass."

"You could send her on a diplomatic mission to somewhere
remote,and assign a entourage of informants to keep an eye on her?"

Princess Tatyanna suggested...

"Oh,that does sound like a good idea!She would HATE that!
I'll keep that in mind."

They both jumped up when the fanfare trumpets sounded off...

"Well,it's time for you to shine."

Queen Jezzabella stood in the doorway of the royal court
with her sister Tatyanna,and her entourage behind her as she entered to
take the crown...

"Presenting Queen Jezzabella of Tunakia!"

The royal court was filled with ambassadors,aristocrats,
chancellors,and delegates from all the planets of Funkoo.Queen Jezzabella
walked down the long narrow red carpet to the throne as the fanfare music
played.The leader of the Tunakian High Council waited for her with her
new crown.Everyone bowed to her as she passed by them,until she reached
the throne.Queen Jezzabella turned around,and sat on the throne,taking
her place as queen of Tunakia.The high council leader was about to place
the crown on her head,when a laserblast knocked it out of his hands.
Everyone turned around,and gasped at finding Lady Tuna standing there
holding a laser pistol...

"What's this? You the queen of Tunakia? Me don't think
so,sister dear! Tee,hee,hee!"

"How dare you disrupt my coronation,you disgusting whore!"

Queen Jezzabella shouted...

"Cuz,I feel like it,Bitch! Just like this!"

Lady Tuna laserblasted,and killed the high council leader.
There was screaming & panic among the royal court...

"Tee,hee,hee,hee!"

Lady Tuna giggled at the response she got...

"Guards,seize her at once!" Queen Jezzabella ordered...

"SAMMYMEDE,ACTIVATE PROJECT ROACH TROOPER!!!"

Lady Tuna shouted...

"With pleasure,Mistress!" Sammymede complied.Suddenly,
the Clausin based robotic soldiers with butterscotch colored armor,
smashed through windows,and doors.They surrounded everyone in the royal
court...
"Ladies & gentlemen meet your executioners,THE ROACH
TROOPERS!Tee,hee,hee!"

Lady Tuna smiled.The Roach Troopers activated thier
weapons' targeting systems at the crowd...

"Roach Troopers,with the exception of my beloved sisters.
I want you to open fire,and kill everyone now! No fuckin' witnesses!"

The Roach Troopers unleashed an arsenal of rapid laser
fire on the crowd,killing everyone.Lady Tuna looked on giggling with
excitement...
"Tee,hee,hee! Ah,now this is a party to die for!Tee,
hee,hee!"
Lady Tuna chuckled as she approached her two sisters...

"I supposed you're going to take the pleasure of killing
us yourself,Lady Carla?"

Queen Jezzabella wondered...

"Me kill you? No,I want you two fuckin' hags to live!
I want you to go on living,knowing that I had beaten you two bitches!
Knowing that it was I who had our parents assassinated! I take full
responsibility of bringing down our family's dynasty.Now I plan to
resurrect a new Tunakian empire under my own paradigm."

"What,like some slutty dictator?!"

Princess Tatyanna snapped...

"Tee,hee,hee! Why yeahs!"

"So,what do you plan to do with us,Lady Carla? Have
your new troopers gang rape us?"

"As delightful as that sounds,I have to say no.I couldn't
help overhearing Tatyanna's suggestion of banishing me to some remote
shit hole.I think it would be more fitting if you two Hussies suffer
the same fate.Tee,hee,hee."

Queen Jezzabella & Princess Tatyanna looked at each
other in disbelief.Lady Tuna continued talking...

"I plan to send you to the deepest regions of Coo Coo
space,until your supplies run out.Oh,I hope somebody rescues you both
before then? GUARDS!"

Two guards grab Lady Tuna's sisters...

"Escort my sisters to their rooms,and make sure they
pack their bags,cuz they're going on a very long trip!"

Lady Tuna ordered...

"The Coo Coo,Cumbus,Clausin Council won't sit still
with this shit! When they find out that you killed their delegates,
and ousted me!..."
Queen Jezzabella warned her...

"I'm quite aware of my position,and I'll deal with
those motherfuckers soon enough! Guards take them away!"

The guards grabbed them,and took them away...

"Chaknee,I want you to get Mr.Beaner,and bring him to
me? All this excitement has made me quite hot,and moist."

"Oh,um...about that? Well,you see I went to check on
him earlier,and he was gone."

"GONE?!What the fuck do you mean he's gone?!"

"I'm so sorry,your Slutness.He did leave a note for
you,which was very polite of him."

"A note? Well,read it to me,Chaknee?"

DEAR LADY CARLA:
I HATE YOUR UGLY GUTS!YOU'RE NOTHING
BUT A NAUGHTY WHORE,AND A BITCH!DON'T TRY TO FIND ME.
ME,AND WILHELMINA TOOK OFF DAYS AGO TO PLUTON TO SPEND
THE REST OF OUR FUNKY LIVES TOGETHER.

HUGS & KISSES,

WILBER E. BEANER


P.S. I FAKED MY ORGASM.



Lady Tuna was filled with so much rage,she picked up a
large expensive vase,and let out a loud scream,before smashing it on
the floor...
"AAAAAAAAAH!!!!ME SO FUCKIN' MAD!...SAMMYMEDE!"

Sammymede cautiously walked over to her...

"Yes,my Mistress?"

"Activate PROJECT BEE BEE SWEEP!Dispatch the Cosmic
Coo Coo Crunchers to all the Bee Bee settlements!Make sure they crush,
kill,and destroy all the fuckin' Bee Bees!Then send out the Roach Troopers
to round up the remaining ones!I will not stop until the last Bee Bee
lies dead before my feet!"

DEATH TO THE BEE BEES:

Gigantic mecha-meatie Clausin machines began to emerge
all over the planet of Tunakia.These giant box shaped robots with six
sexy female legs in high heel boots,big red lips,and two glowing red
eyes with long eye lashes began to surround all the Bee Bee communities.
In a Bee Bee village made out of giant apples & pears.Boris Bee Bee was
working in his grocery store when he noticed the jars on his shelves
began to rattle.Suddenly,the whole store started to shake.He walked out
into the main square with the rest of the shopkeepers.Right on the edge
of the village,they were looking at one of these machines encrouching
on them...
"What is that?" Boris asked...

"It's one of those Cosmic Coo Coo Crunchers."

Baker Bee Bee told him...

"But,why is it here?"

"I don't know? Maybe it's a security protocol,because
of the inauguration of the new queen."

"I don't like it! It's too close to the village!It
could crush us!"
Worried Abby Bee Bee.The Cosmic Coo Coo Cruncher casted
a monsterous shadow over the village,as it lifted one of it's legs,and
stomped on one of apple structures.The Bee Bees scurried about in a panic
as the machine blasted away at the village with it's high powered laser
eyes.The main pumpkin building exploded as Bee Bees ran out of it on fire.
The Cosmic Coo Coo Cruncher batted it's eyes back & forth,looking down
on the burning village with a big lipstick smile.

ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TUNAKIA:
INSIDE A GIANT CUCUMBER APARTMENT BUILDING:

GiGi Bee Bee crawled into bed when her mother came in,
kissed her on the forehead,and tucked her in for the night.GiGi was
about to fall asleep when she noticed her dark bedroom had lightened up
with red light.She also heard faint noises,and sirens going off.She got
out of bed,and went to the window.In the distance she could see four
Cosmic Coo Coo Crunchers coming closer to the middle of the Bee Bee city.
The giant sized Clausins opened fire on the city,blasting away at the
vegetable based buildings.GiGi watched in horror as the carrot skyscraper
came crashing down in flames after being hit.Another blast hit her
cucumber apartment building,and shattered her window...

"MAMA!"

She cried out as she ran to her parents' bedroom.When
she opened the door,nothing was left,but a vast openness.GiGi lost her
footing,and she fell to her death.

THE TUNAKIAN PALACE GARDENS:

Naked,and covered in green Bee Bee blood.Lady Tuna
danced around a giant bonfire made from burning dead Bee Bees...

"Ah,me having so much fun!Tee,hee,hee!"

She happily shouted out.Chaknee came out to talk to her...

"What is it,Chaknee?"

"It's time for you to come in now.You have a busy day
tomorrow,and you need your beauty rest."

"But,me having so much fun?"

"Now,now your Highness.I ran a hot bath for you,so you
can relax."
"Urgh! Okay,okay! When you're right,you're right!"

LADY TUNA'S BEDROOM:
LATER THAT NIGHT:

Lady Tuna layed in her bed staring up at the ceiling.
She was restless,due to everything that had happened during the day.
She looked over at her window when she noticed a strange pink light
shining through into her bedroom.It glowed brighter & brighter,until
there was a white flash of light.Lady Tuna jumped up to find the goddess
KATHEELA standing there with a angry disapproving look on her face...

"CaCa Carlakianna!You are in deep Doo Doo!"

The goddess yelled at her...

"Huh? For what?"

Lady Tuna asked.She wasn't even afraid of her...

"For the evil that you have done!You must stop this
bloodshed at once,or suffer the consequences!"

The goddess Katheela warned her...

"Gods,or no Gods! I'm gonna do what I wanna do,Bitch!
If you don't like it,tough shit! Neh!"

Lady Tuna fired back,and stuck her tongue at the goddess...

"Ooh!Such blasphemy! Very well,go on your path of destruction
then! You will pay dearly for it most of all! I will show mercy for your
people,CaCa Carlakianna,but not for you!"

The goddess Katheela waved her arms,and disappeared in
a flash of bright pink light...

"Gee,what a Bitch!"

Lady Tuna thought before plopping into her pillow.

FLIGHT OF THE BEE BEES:

As Lady Tuna slumbered through the night,the remains of
the Bee Bee survivors who escaped the murderous clutches of the Cosmic
Coo Coo Crunchers & the Roach Troopers managed to get to the underground
hangers that housed the watermelon space arks that brought them to
Tunakia years ago.With limited supplies,the Bee Bees boarded the giant
watermelons.Packed to the ceilings,they had managed to take all the Bee
Bees without leaving any behind.The watermelon arks floated out of the
huge caves under the overhanging cliffs that led out to the Tunakian sea.
The arks flew up to the sky,and eventually they escaped the planet's
atmosphere.

LADY TUNA'S BIG PLAN:

Lady Tuna was awakened by her private communications
console in her bedroom.She got up,and turned on the screen to see
Captain Nornoola on it...

"What is it,Captain Nornoola?"

"Your Highness,we have detected three Bee Bee class
vessels leaving the planet Tunakia.Would you like us to intercept,and
destroy them?"
"Uh,no."

"No? I don't understand?"

"I will deal with them soon enough.I would like you to
do me a little favor,Captain Nornoola? Tee,hee,hee."

Captain Nornoola looked at Lady Tuna smiling at him with
her boobs exposed on his screen...

"Don't take this the wrong way,your Highness,but I don't
want to have sex with you." He told her...

"Well,I don't wanna fuck you either,Asshole!I want you
to take our armada of Battle Boo Boos,and moved them away from the Bee Bee
moon so we have a clear shot of it."

"Won't the Bee Bees be suspicious?"

"It doesn't matter,Captain Nornoola.Those Bee Bee arks
are too slow to escape what I have planned.I'll fix their tiny green
hinnies once,and for all! Tee,hee,hee."

Lady Tuna ends Nornoola's transmission,and contacts
Sammymede...
"Yes,my Mistress?"

"Ah,Sammymede.How are the preparations going on PROJECT
MEATIE MORPHO?"
"We should be ready to test the new weapon on Beebaria
today,my Mistress."

"Excellent!Thanks to your Coo Coo engineering skills,
my takeover of Tunakia,and the destruction of the Bee Bees has been a
huge success."
"You're welcome,Mistress."

PROJECT MEATIE MORPHO:

Lady Tuna & Chaknee arrived at the battle station that
housed the special weapon designed by Sammymede...

"Well,I'm here? Let's get this shit going? Me don't got
all fuckin' day!"

"Just a few more calculations,and we'll be ready to
activate the weapon,my Mistress."

"What exactly will this device do to the moon,Sammymede?"

Chaknee asked...

"Well,we don't want to destroy the moon,because it would
harm our planet.The device will shoot a beam of pure nega-eroshina,or
anti-eroshina that will create a wave within' Beebaria's atmosphere
which will degrade,and mutate everything on the surface."

"Oh,I see."

"Oh,blah,blah,blah!Come on,Sammymede!Me can't fuckin'
wait any longer!"

Lady Tuna shouted with impatience.Sammymede scurried
around the station pulling levers,and pushing buttons.Lady Tuna became
mesmerized in all the beeps & blinking lights with the wonderment of a
child.The target scope appears on the large video screen above.It moves
over,and centers on Beebaria.A blissful Lady Tuna looks on in euphoria...

"Ooh!Oh,me like!"

But then,there was a flash of pink light.Lady Tuna's
face went from glee to shocking horror at what appeared on screen...

"KATHEELA!!!"

She shouted in anger.The goddess Katheela appeared in
outer space,floating in a gigantic transparent state...

"Is that who I think it is?" Chaknee wondered...

"Yes,Chaknee!Yes!She wants to sabotage our efforts!
Well,I don't care who she is!She ain't gonna stop me! Gunner?!Target
that fuckin' Bitch,and open fire!"

"The scared gunner hesitated...

"Well,what the fuck are you waiting for?!Blast that
Bitch away!" Lady Tuna ordered him...

"I....I can't! She's a goddess!"

The gunner told her.Lady Tuna was furious...

"Give me your weapon!"

Lady Tuna ordered.He handed over his laser gun to her...

"Please,your Highness! I'm so sorry!"

The gunner pleaded for his life.Lady Tuna aimed the gun
at his head...
"Too late,Candy Ass!"

Lady Tuna blasted him dead,and kicked his body off the
chair.She sat down in his place...

"It seems I'm the only one with balls around here!"

Lady Tuna moved the targeting system towards the ghostly
figure of Katheela,but what she didn't know was that there was a pink
force field surrounding the entire planet of Tunakia,and her fleet of
Boo Boo starships.They were trapped inside it.Sammymede detected it,
but it was too late...

"WAIT LADY TUNA!DON'T DO IT!"

Sammymede shouted,but Lady Tuna had fired the weapon.
The beam hit the inner layer of the force field where the nega-eroshina
spread across the surface like melted cheese.Everything in the sky
turned a bright orange.Once completed,the nega-eroshina energy headed
back down to the surface of Tunakia.The wave hit the Tunakian fleet.
Captain Nornoola,and his crew fell to the floor in violent fits of
Coo Coo convulsions,and farting.They ended up pissing & shitting their
uniforms from the effects of the nega-eroshina.

THE TRANSMUTATION OF TUNAKIA:

The Tunakians ran out into the streets to see bright
orange clouds fill the skies,and move closer to the ground.Soon the
nega-eroshina reached the surface of Tunakia,and covered it in a thick
heavy fog.It caused the inhabitants to collapse in convulsions,and
expel their waste.

THE NEXT MORNING:

Chaknee had awakened in a pool of piss on the floor.
He slowly got up,and looked at his hands.They were a bright goldenrod
color...
"What happened?"

He thought to himself.He jumped back as he looked at
his yellowed reflection in a glass panel...

"Ooh! My complexion?! My hair?! I look completely
different!"
He shouted in dismay as he felt his hair.His blonde
hair had crinkled to a yellowish brown...

"Lady Tuna?"

He beckoned,only to be met with silence.The station
was dark with only the orange light from the doorway coming through.
Chaknee moved in closer to find a silhouette of a woman sitting in a
chair with two large hair puffs on each side of her head...

"Chaknee would you be a dear,and hand me my mirror?"

Lady Tuna requested in a gruff,raspy voice...

"Why of course,Lady Tuna."

Chaknee complied,as he pulled out her hand mirror that
he kept in his man purse...

"Lady Tuna,are you alright?"

Chaknee asked,only to hear her giggling,as she was
looking at her face in the mirror...

"Tee,hee...Tee,hee,hee...Tee,hee,hee...TEE,HEE,HEE!..."

The two guards outside the battle station turned around
to look when they heard Lady Tuna's loud giggles echo throughout it.

Because of Lady Tuna's hatred & stupidity,the Tunakians
had transformed into a race of Coo Coo/Cumbus hybrids.The Bee Bees
continued on their journey to the Tunakian moon known as BEEBARIA.

TWO WEEKS LATER:
THE BOO BOO CLUSTER:
PORTREXA SPACE DECK-25:

Mr.Beaner & Wilhelmina Woo Woo finally made it to the
Boo Boo Cluster.They were waiting for the transport shuttle to take
them to the planet Pluton to start a new life together,and leave the
nasty reminders of Lady Carla behind them...until they saw a news feed
on the large television at the space deck...

ANNOUNCER: THIS IS A PORTREXA SPECIAL NEWS REPORT.HERE IN THE ANCHOR
ROOM IS PATTY CREAMPIE...

PATTY:GOOD AFTERNOON.JUST TWO WEEKS AFTER THE HOSTILE TAKEOVER OF
THE PLANET TUNAKIA THAT RESULTED IN THE DEATHS OF MILLIONS
OF BEE BEES,AND JUST ONE WEEK AFTER THE DEEP SPACE RESCUE OF
OUSTED TUNAKIAN QUEEN JEZZABELLA,AND HER SISTER PRINCESS
TATYANNA TUNA.WE HAVE RECEIVED A MESSAGE FROM LADY CACA
CARLAKIANNA,WHO HAS CHANGED HER APPEARANCE,AND CALLS HERSELF
LADY TUNA.SHE NOW CLAIMS TO BE THE NEW RULER OF TUNAKIA...

The news report switches to the transmission Lady Tuna
sent out throughout the galaxy of Funkoo...

LADY TUNA: GREETINGS TO ALL WHO ARE RECEIVING THIS MESSAGE.MY NAME IS
LADY TUNA,AND I NOW RULE THE PLANET TUNAKIA AS THE PRIME
TUNA SUPREME.WITH MY GALACTIC FORCES I SHALL ONE DAY RULE
THE ENTIRE GALAXY OF FUNKOO.IF ANY OF YOU COO COO,CUMBUS,
CLAUSIN BASTARDS GETS IN MY WAY,AND TRIES TO STOP ME? I'M
GONNA "BLEEP" YOU UP!
HAVE A NICE DAY!TEE,HEE,HEE!

Both Mr.Beaner,and Wilhelmina looked at each other in
shock as they heard Lady Tuna giggling on the television.

THE END



 


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