TUNA A'LA MODE
JOSEPH A. SMALL
ENTER THE QUADOOFA SUPREME:
Betty Boo Boo greeted her colleagues Lana Loo Loo,
Quadoofa,Cooky La Moo,Xanna Dula,Jezebella,and Poodles Moonpie. They
all gathered around the conference table,and sat down...
"Ladies I summoned you all here because Coo Coo
Command has received various reports,sightings,and security videos
that Lady Tuna is alive,and living on the planet Pluton."
Betty told the group...
"Are you sure it's not her sister Tatyanna Tuna?"
"It had occured to us that it might be her,but we
received a report that Queen Chaknee had given her a pardon,and that
she had returned to Tunakia."
"What about Mr.Beaner's report that the Goddess
Katheela turned Lady Tuna into a pie,and Herbert Hinzburgh ate her?"
"I wish I had the answers Cooky,but I don't.This is
why I brought all of you here.I want to reinstate the QUADOOFA SUPREME
to hunt down,and capture Lady Tuna."
"The report also stated she was with her Booty Hunters.
Are they still with her?"
"There's no sign of them,but we need to be on our guard.
We believe her henchman/scientist Sammymede is with her.If we could cut
a deal with him to switch sides,by dropping the charges for the Turdbot
Crisis.His knowledge in meatie engineering,and sciences could be a huge
asset to us."
"Does Mr.Beaner know she's still alive?"
"No.Coo Coo Command decided not to tell him because he
might panic,and leave the planet.We have a hunch that she may be stalking
him,and will eventually confront him.We feel that Mr.Beaner is the perfect
bait for fishing Lady Tuna out in the open.There's a Boo Boo waiting on
stand by to take us to Pluton.We'll go over tactics & plans enroute to
The Quadoofa Supreme got up,and headed for the space dock.
THE PLANET PLUTON:
NEW PLUTON CITY:
Lady Tuna stood on a street corner dolled up as a hooker
in a pumpkin colored mini skirt,and matching tube top.She looked up & down
the dark street for a prospective trick,but the place was a ghost town.
Tired & disappointed,Lady Tuna headed back to the hotel.Along the way
she ran into someone she never thought she would ever see again.It was
Mr.Beaner's ex-wife Wilhelmina Beaner...
"Lady Tuna?" Wilhelmina wondered...
"Yeahs?" Lady Tuna responded...
"Are you prostituting yourself?"
"Why,yeahs! Me gotta make money somehow,and Mamma needs a
ticket back to Tunakia.Tee,hee,hee!"
"I heard on the news that you were turned into pie,and
were killed when someone ate you?"
"Oh,fuck no! The spell of Katheela wore off,and I returned
back into myself.Me,and my crew replaced the pies before Mr.Beaner woke
"Oh,wow! I must say you look great for a old hooker."
"The last time I saw you was at my highly publicized
divorce trial from Mr.Beaner."
"Oh,me have warm hearted fond memories of that trial,
especially when I testified against you,and called you a back stabbing
slut for the whole courtroom to hear."
"Oh,those were the good old days!"
"Remember when Mr.Beaner's girlfriend FiFi Bee Bee
pushed Mrs.Tallahassee in front of that moving train?"
"And Mrs.Tallahassee was unharmed,but she wrecked the
train with her fat ass?"
"Tee,hee,hee! Oh,yeahs! That was a real hoot! Tee,hee,
"Well,I must be going.It was nice seeing you again."
The two women parted ways as Lady Tuna crossed the
street to a complex made up of bright neon orange capsules. She walked
in,and stepped on a circular lift that took her five levels up to her
THE NEXT MORNING:
When the Boo Boo known as the BOOTRONICA arrived at the
planet Pluton.Betty Boo Boo received a transmission from Wilhelmina Beaner...
"Betty,we are being hailed."
"Put it on the screen."
Wilhelmina appears on the screen...
"Yes,Wilhelmina? How can we help you?" Betty asked...
"I just wanted to inform you that I ran into Lady Tuna
last night in New Pluton City."
"Yes.She's been walking the streets as a prostitute."
"Hmm.That doesn't surprise me.Do you know the exact
location where she's been hanging out at?"
"Yes,I followed her to the Orange Babylon Hotel."
"Excellent! Thank you,Wilhelmina."
"You are welcomed.Say is there any reward for tattle
telling on her?"
"No.Only if you capture Lady Tuna by yourself,and bring
her in hogged tied,but you do get this complimentary t-shirt for squealing
Betty told her as she held up a purple t-shirt...
Betty ends the transmission,and turns around to face
"Well there we have it.Now that we have the location of
Lady Tuna,it should be easy for us to capture her,and bring her to justice."
"What about her Booty Hunters?" Lana asked...
"The Booty Hunters in question are pay for hire.If
Lady Tuna is selling herself on the streets it means she doesn't have
money to pay them.They must of moved on."
Outside the Bootronica,a smaller Boo Boo was dispatched to
the planet's surface below.
NEW PLUTON CITY:
THE NEXT NIGHT:
Lady Tuna stood on the same street corner again trying
to sell herself for money when she noticed flashes from a camera down
the street. It was legendary fashion guru CARLO COCO EXTRAVAGANZA
(Lydia's brother) doing a photo shoot for his latest fashions.He sat in
his chair surrounded by his entourage looking disgusted,and bored at what
"Oh,stop!Stop everything!It's wrong!All wrong!"
Carlo shouted as he stood up from his chair...
"We're very sorry,Mr.Extravaganza.We got the best fashion
photographer,and the best top models the planet has to offer to showcase
your clothing line."
One of the consultants told him,suddenly he broke out
in a song like he was in a musical...
I DON'T MEAN TO BITCH,
AND I DON'T MEAN TO SQUACK!
BETTER OFF PUSHING DOOKY BALLS
DOWN THE CATWALK!
I'M SICK OF THE SAME OLD MODELS,
THEY'RE ALL SUCH A BORE!
I WANT SOMEONE DIFFERENT!
I WANT...THAT WHORE!
Carlo sang as he pointed at Lady Tuna.We pan to a
close up of Lady Tuna's face looking like she was in shock...
Lady Tuna screamed,as she took off her heels,and ran
back to the hotel...
"Go get that hooker,and bring her back here!"
Carlo commanded,as his entourage chased after Lady Tuna...
"Why does this shit happen to me?!"
Lady Tuna thought to herself as she stepped on the lift
to her capsule.Carlo's entourage stops & watches Lady Tuna rise up on
the platform.When she reaches her floor,Sammymede sees her leaning against
the wall,sweating,panting,and out of breath...
"My mistress,are you alright?"
Sammymede asked with great concern...
"No! They're chasing me!"
"Who? The police?"
"No! Those fucked up freaks down there! I think they
maybe some kind of cult!"
"Oh,shit! Let's lock ourselves in our capsule!"
Sammymede suggested.The two climbed into their capsule,
and activated the privacy controls,so no one could see inside.Carlo's
cronies stepped off the lift on Lady Tuna's floor,and were headed for
"I wonder what they want with you?"
"How the fuck should I know? Maybe they want to sacrifice
me to their god?"
Lady Tuna whispered back...
"They're going to be disappointed to find out that you
are not a virgin."
Suddenly,someone tapped on the capsule...
"Hello? We know you're in there.We can hear you whispering."
Said a woman's voice outside...
"Stand aside!" Carlo told them.Everyone moved out of
his way as he walked to the capsule...
"Come out Lady Tuna!We know you're in there!"
"And if we don't,Asshole?" Lady Tuna fired back...
"Then I shall contact Coo Coo Command!I know you wouldn't
like that,especially since you are wanted for crimes against the galaxy,
including the murder of my beloved sister Lydia."
"Who are you?"
"My name is Carlo CoCo Extravaganza,Lydia's brother."
"Uh,oh!Son of a Bitch!"
Lady Tuna shouted.She cautiously opened the door of the
capsule to see everyone staring at her...
"What do you want from me? Revenge?"
"Sort of.You see I'm one of the biggest fashion designers
in the galaxy,and you are going to model my latest line of clothing."
"Huh? Model? Me don't want to."
"Oh,this is not a request!You simply have no alternative.
Either you model for me,or you will be arrested."
"Oh,yeah?!And you'll be arrested too,for blackmail,and
harboring a fugitive,Tee,hee,hee!"
"I'll deny everything,and my loyal entourage will vouch
Carlo told her.Sammymede came forword...
"May I interject something here? Even if Lady Tuna decided
to model for you,Coo Coo Command will find out about it,and arrest you both."
"Not if I give her a new stage name,and a over the top
beauty makeover.Her identity will be protected."
"Can I talk it over with my mistress in private?"
Carlo told him,as he clapped his hands twice.His entourage
moved to the other side of the corridor...
"My mistress I think you should do it.We have a better
chance on getting home if we go along with him.Also with you incognito
we'll be able to roam around more freely."
"You might be right,Sammymede."
Lady Tuna agreed.She then turned to Carlo...
"Okay,Fruitcake! I'm in! Tee,hee,hee!"
"Excellent!Come to my studio in the morning,so we can
begin your transformation.The address is on the back of the card."
Said Carlo as he handed Lady Tuna his business card.
Little did they know that one of the hotel guests was listening to their
conversation in the next capsule.
NEW PLUTON SPACE PORT:
Everyone stopped & stared when the Quadoofa Supreme
came out of their Boo Boo,and walked to the terminal.They had a high
priority security clearance pass,so they didn't need to be checked...
"Why is everyone staring at us,Betty?"
"Most of them know that we are here on assignment."
The Quadoofa Supreme got into their transport,and
headed downtown to the Orange Babylon Hotel.
THE NEXT DAY:
Lady Tuna & Sammymede arrived at Carlo's Boutique for
Lady Tuna's transition into a fashion model...
"Welcome to my boutique,Lady Tuna!"
Carlo greeted them...
"Oh,why thank you!Tee,hee,hee!"
"Before we do anything to you,we need to come up with
a catchy ass kicking name for you,so that I can whip up a look to go
with it.Please have a seat."
"Hmm.I was thinking of calling you Tunabeau,and make
you look androgynous,but I'm not sure about that."
"Oh,what about Tuna Bella? I always liked that name."
Lady Tuna suggested...
"No,no! I want something more exotic & delicious!...
That's it! We'll call you...TUNALICIOUS!"
"Tunalicious?" Baffled Lady Tuna...
"Yes,Tunalicious! Oh,I can see you now on the runway
in bright neon lights! You'll be all the rage!"
"You make me sound like a sandwich?"
"Oh,you are much more than a sandwich! You are a
Carlo clapped his hands twice,and his team of fashion
specialists & beauty experts gathered in front of him...
"Ladies & gentlemen this is my latest creation Tunalicious.
Now run her a bath,and burn her tacky whore clothes,cuz Honey,she smells
like a dead fish that's been laying on a hot curb for a month!"
Carlo's entourage surrounded Lady Tuna,and stripped her
An excited Lady Tuna shouted in delight as they whisked
her off,and brought her to the bathroom where they were filling up a
large bathtub with hot water & liquid soap for her luxurious bubble bath.
Lady Tuna turned around,and they lowered her into the tub...
"Make sure you wash her real good.I want that street stink
scrubbed off her body until she's pink,and quite clean."
Carlo instructed.Lady Tuna's eyes widened when two girls
undone her hair puffs,and poured shampoo into her hair.Working it into
a thick,soapy lather.A midget emerged from the bath water covered in
"How is the crotch scrubbing coming along,Pickles?"
"Oh,it's a mess down there! Like trying to scrub out
rust stains from an old toilet."
"Well,do your best,Sweetheart."
THE ORANGE BABYLON HOTEL:
The Quadoofa Supreme waited outside Lady Tuna's capsule
when the man that lived next door came out to talk to them...
"Are you looking for that Tunakian hooker?"
"Yes,do you know where she is?"
"She,and her boyfriend left with some queer looking
"Do you know what direction they went?"
The Quadoofa Supreme left the hotel,and continued to
search for Lady Tuna.
TRIXIE HAS A TRICK UP HER SLEEVE:
Carlo was at his desk with a 3D holographic image of
Lady Tuna.He was trying on virtual versions of his new clothing line
on a smaller model of her,but nothing impressed him.He was disappointed
by the outcome...
"Trixie can you come in here please?"
Carlo summoned his personal assistant TRIXIE TANTALIZZA...
"What is it,Carlo?" She asked...
"Oh Sweetie,I'm in a real dilemma.It seems none of my
latest fashions don't work on Tunalicious.She's just awful in them. I
even went through my back catalogue,and nothing is suitable for her."
"Have you tried creating something just for her to wear?"
"I thought about that,but I don't have it in me,and the
fashion show is in a couple of hours.Out of desperation I even rummaged
through the shops to see if I could get something off the rack,but there
was nothing that I liked.Ugh! I really want her for my show! I would
push her out on the runway naked if it was acceptable."
"Hmm.Maybe we can." Trixie hinted...
"What? What are you saying,Trixie?"
"What if we create the illusion that she was wearing
clothes,even though she wouldn't be?"
Carlo laughed.Spinning around in his chair with his
toes in the air...
"Oh,it's sheer genius! I can't wait to see the expressions
on everyone's face!"
Carlo told her...
"You think we can fool Lady Tuna into believing she
has clothing on?"
"Lady Tuna is a stupid slut. She would bath in shit if
I told her it would make her more beautiful.I must say,Trixie.You are
a naughty little trickster."
"Oh,thank you,sir." Trixie blushed.
AT THE QUADOOFA SUPREME HEADQUARTERS:
Betty Boo Boo,and the rest of the team were going
through various surveillance videos on multiple monitors (On one screen
we see Lady Tuna picking her nose on a street corner).Betty pauses one
of the videos taken from the hotel the night Carlo turned up...
Betty said as she pushes a button that brings up a
profile of Carlo on the screen...
"This is Carlo CoCo Extravaganza,the famous fashion
designer.He's the one Lady Tuna met with the next day."
"But why? What is the connection?" Jezebella wondered...
"The only connection we have is he's the brother of
the late Lydia Extravaganza.The woman who handled the singing career
of Lady Tuna's vagina.We also believe Lady Tuna is responsible for
destroying Lydia's ship when things went sour between them."
"You think Carlo & Lady Tuna plotted the murder of
Lydia,so he could get his hands on her wealth?"
"It's possible.At the time Lady Tuna was having
financial problems like she's having now.Carlo is having a fashion show
tonight,and many of his rivals & critics will be there.I'm guessing
they may be planning more murders by hiring Lady Tuna to take out the
"Oh,that's terrible!" Lana commented...
"Yes it is.Ladies we are going to that fashion show,
because I have an itch,that awful Bitch will be there.I also want Carlo
arrested,and questioned.Now let's go shopping for some high end fashions
to wear,so we can blend in."
"Ooh,I want a new pair of pumps!" Cooky added.
LADY TUNA'S NEW CLOTHES:
Lady Tuna arrived in the fitting room naked where Carlo
& Trixie were waiting.They were holding a couple of hangers,pretending
that there were garments on them...
"Ah,Tunalicious! Are you ready to be fitted for the
"Why yeahs,but I don't see anything on those hangers?"
Puzzled Lady Tuna who was looking at the hangers...
"The outfit is there.It's a new type of transparent
fabric never used before.It's so delicate that it's invisible to the
Carlo & Trixie pretended to be holding clothing,and
dressing Lady Tuna...
"Oh,me don't feel anything against my skin."
"Oh,that's because it's so light." Trixie told her...
Carlo brought Lady Tuna to a large mirror to look at
"Here,have a look.Do you like?"
Lady Tuna looked at herself in the mirror,believing
she was wearing clothes...
"Yes,I like! Tee,hee,hee!"
"Oh,goody! Now what to do about your hair?"
Carlo stood there studying her hair.He then took notice
of a large circular cutout behind Lady Tuna's head that was hanging on
"A ball? That's it! We'll put a giant hairball on her
Carlo clapped his hands twice,and everyone gathered
"Now,listen up! Half of you go in the backroom,and get
every wig & hair extension in Tunalicious' hair color that you can find.
The other half,I want you to go to the hardware store,and buy all the
pliers & chicken wire that they got! We must hurry,cuz there's not much
time before the fashion show!"
THE LOOK OF TUNA:
THE FASHION SHOW:
The Quadoofa Supreme arrived at the fashion show decked
out in sexy futuristic outfits,and packing hefty laser rifles...
"Everyone move out of the way! Coo Coo Command coming
Betty Boo Boo shouted as the Quadoofa Supreme made their
way through the large line of people waiting to get into the fashion show.
When they reached the front of the line two beefed up aliens were standing
behind the velvet rope...
"Your names,ladies?" One of the aliens asked looking at
his electronic pad...
"We are the Quadoofa Supreme! Now step aside,and let us
in!" Betty demanded...
"I think not,ladies!"
Betty's "Boo Boo" boobs inflated,and shot out like a
pair of punching balloons,knocking out the two aliens.The Quadoofa Supreme
walked passed them,and entered the fashion show.Meanwhile backstage Carlo,
Trixie,and a couple of assistants were putting a few touch ups to Lady Tuna's
"Oh,I can't wait! Once she steps out there,they'll be
talking about her for decades!"
Carlo told his entourage...
"And now making her fashion debut!From the man known as
the trailblazer of trash,and the pioneer of poop! Here's Carlo CoCo
Extravaganza's latest fashion star...TUNALICIOUS!"
The MC announced.Carlo got excited as he brought Lady
Tuna to the runway...
"Trixie activate the gravitronics!Now Tunalicious,go
out there,and make your papa proud!"
Carlo told Lady Tuna as the silver lam'e curtains opened
up to reveal the catwalk.She stepped out on the runway bare naked with
a massive spheric orb made out of hair & chicken wire adorning her head.
Gravitational beams kept the hair piece in place as she walked.The show
went silent as everyone gasped in shock at seeing her.One woman couldn't
handle it,and fainted.Betty Boo Boo came forword,and confronted Lady Tuna...
"Hold it right there,Lady Tuna! You are under arrest
for your crimes against the galaxy!" Betty threatened...
"Well,you can go fuck yourself,Betty!"
Lady Tuna snarled as she flipped her off.A pissed off
Betty aimed her laser rifle,and opened fire.The laser caused her hairdo
to burst into flames,turning it into a gigantic fireball that triggered
the sprinkler system.Everyone screamed & paniced as they ran out of
flooded building.Lady Tuna detached herself from the orange glowing frame
of what was left of her hairdo,and jumped off the runway...
"After her! Hunt that Bitch down!" Betty commanded...
"Run Sammymede! Let's get out of here!"
Lady Tuna shouted as they ran out into the street,and
down a dark alley.The Quadoofa Supreme were in hot pursuit,shooting
lasers at them...
Lady Tuna screamed,as she ran down the street naked...
"Try not to lose them!"
Betty shouted. Lady Tuna & Sammymede took a sharp turn
to the right,and into a connecting alley way.When the Quadoofa Supreme
arrived at the turn,Lady Tuna had vanished...
"Where did they go?!" Betty was baffled...
"Quadoofa check for life signs."
Quadoofa pulled out a device,and activated it...
"I'm picking up twenty life signatures in this area."
"Are any of them running from this location,Quadoofa?"
Lady Tuna & Sammymede were hiding inside a dumpster,
trying to figure out a way to escape...
"How did they manage to find us,Mistress?"
"Oh,I bet that big mouth Bitch Wilhelmina blabbed off
to them! I should of killed her when I had the chance!"
"Mr.Beaner's ex-wife.I ran into her the other night.
Speaking of Mr.Beaner,we gotta find a way to his space ship."
"You think he will help us,after all the shit you put
"No.Of coarse not,but when we were on board his ship
during the pie incident I manage to access his personal files,and
discovered he had a hidden phobia of...HOT DOGS."
"But if you knew all of this,why didn't you think of
confronting him in the first place,instead of putting us through all
"Because I'm a stupid & crazy ass Bitch,that's why!"
Suddenly,the lid of the dumpster popped off,and a laser
rifle was pointed down at them...
"AAAAAAAAH!" Lady Tuna jumped back,and screamed...
"Lady Tuna you will surrender,or be destroyed!"
Betty threatened as she looked down on them...
Lady Tuna fired back,as she grabbed a handful of smelly
garbage,and threw it in Betty's face...
Betty fell back,and accidentally fired her laser weapon
in the air.Lady Tuna & Sammymede hopped out of the dumpster,and ran.The
rest of the Quadoofa Supreme continued to pursue them...
Quadoofa yelled,as she charged forward.Lady Tuna spotted
"Come on Sammymede! Jump on the back of this transport!"
The two jumped on the back of the transport before it
took off down the street,leaving the Quadoofa Supreme in the dust...
"Hang on,Sammy! WEEEE!"
MR.BEANER'S UNEXPECTED GUESTS:
Mr.Beaner & 2T2 were having chilli for dinner,and watching
the news when Sally Macious-Girl Reporter came on with a news flash...
"NEWS FLASH-CRISIS AT THE NEW PLUTON CITY FASHION SHOW!"
Sally shouted,as the banner went across the screen...
SALLY:"GOOD EVENING.THIS IS SALLY MACIOUS REPORTING FROM
THE NEW PLUTON CITY FASHION SHOW.EVERYONE WHO CAME HERE EXPECTING ANOTHER
LAME ASS SHOWCASE OF UNDERWEIGHT GIRLS DRAPED IN WASTED FABRIC GOT AN
EYEFUL TONIGHT WHEN THE NOTORIOUS LADY TUNA SHOWED UP ON THE CATWALK IN
THE BUFF.THINGS GOT EVEN MORE HAIR RAISING WHEN THE ALL FEMALE TASK FORCE
THE QUADOOFA SUPREME CRASHED THE FASHION SHOW IN A FAILED ATTEMPT TO
CAPTURE LADY TUNA,AND BRING HER INTO CUSTODY."
ANNOUNCER:"THERE WAS A REPORT OF A FIRE.WAS ANYONE HURT?"
SALLY:"THERE WAS A FIRE WHEN BETTY BOO BOO LASERBLASTED
LADY TUNA'S GIGANTIC WIG,SETTING IT ABLAZED.LUCKILY THE SPRINKLERS CAME
ON.NOBODY WAS HURT,JUST A LOT OF RUNNING MASCARA."
ANNOUNCER:"WHAT WAS LADY TUNA DOING AT THE FASHION SHOW
IN THE FIRST PLACE?"
SALLY:"THE WORD IS THAT FASHION DESIGNER CARLO COCO
EXTRAVAGANZA HIRED LADY TUNA AS A FASHION MODEL FOR HIS NEW CLOTHING LINE.
THERE'S ALSO SPECULATION THAT HIS BOUTIQUE WAS A FRONT FOR PROSTITUTION,
AND THAT HE WAS LADY TUNA'S PIMP."
"What the fuck?!How is that possible?!We saw her turn into
a pie,and Herbert ate her! Mr.Beaner?..."
2T2 shouted in disbelief.He turned around to face Mr.Beaner
who was face down in his chilli bowl passed out.2T2 floated over to him,
and gave him a little zap...
"Oooh! Eh,Lady Tuna's alive!Alive!And she's here on our
"I know,I know! Just calm the fuck down before you have
a heart attack!"
"Eh,2T2 start the engines! We are getting off this planet
Mr.Beaner frozed in silence when he heard a familiar giggle...
"Eh,I know that giggle! Oh,it can't be?!"
Lady Tuna & Sammymede emerged out of the shadows.They
were on the Pelican...
"Ah,did you miss me,Mr.Beaner? Tee,hee,hee!"
"Eh,ooh! Lady Tuna?! How did you bypass the security
"Oh,it was quite simple thanks to Sammymede.Tee,hee,hee!"
"Eh,get the fook off my ship,you naughty doo doo head
with bad breath,and saggy boobies!"
"Oh,baby! You sure know how to sweet talk a girl! Tee,
"You heard the man! Hit the road Bitch,and take your
smell with you!"
"Oh,me don't think so.You see 2T2,I have a little something
with me that can persuade Mr.Beaner to do anything I ask him to do."
"Yeah,and what is that?"
Lady Tuna pulls out a hot dog,as Mr.Beaner jumps back
"Eh,Ooh! Keep it away! Get that nasty tingay away from
"Well,what's the matter,Mr.Beaner? Don'tcha like plump
& juicy hot dogs? Tee,hee,hee!"
"Eh,no I don't like! 2T2 do what she says!"
"Are you fuckin' kidding me? She's holding a hot dog!"
"Yeahs,2T2! I'm holding a hot dog.This one is covered
in hot & spicy mustard,so you better do what I say.It would be a pity
if it somehow got lodged in Mr.Beaner's hinny."
"Okay,okay! Let's not get Coo Coo here! What do you want
us to do?"
"I want you to fly this ship off the planet,and take us
back home to Tunakia."
"Okay.You're the boss."
Little did Lady Tuna know that 2T2 activated a distress
beacon inside his body,as well as transmitting a video signal to Coo Coo
Command. Betty Boo Boo,and the Quadoofa Supreme were still combing the
streets when 2T2'S signal came through...
"Betty,I'm getting a distress signal from 2T2.Lady Tuna
has highjacked Mr.Beaner's ship,and are on their way to Tunakia."
Cooky told her...
"Oh,shit! Everyone back to the Boo Boo. Cooky inform
Coo Coo Command of the situation,and that we will handle it."
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