Top 5 strange things I do in public restrooms

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Weird things I do in the public restrooms

Top 5 strange things I do in public restrooms

5. I always listen for people coming into the restroom to keep track of my surroundings.

4. I look for the urinal with the cleanist handle.

3. I always pay attention to guys who pee right next to me, and see whether or not they wash their hands when they leave or not. (A lot of them don't)

2. I always pee directly into the water in the urinal for it to make the trickling sound. That way I signal to other people that I am actually using the restroom, and not just awkwardly standing there.

1. Whenever I have to poop in a public restroom I push the hand dryer before doing so, so people won't hear the plopping sound of my dump.

 

Well there was the top 5 strangest things I think I do in the restroom. I hope this makes you feel like the strange things you do aren't all that strange. And if you Identify with any of these then feel free to comment, and or you could rearrange them in the order of which you think is the weirdest. Have a shitty day (:


Submitted: November 09, 2014

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